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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 77
5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 05:40 PM
I will be back before tyou even noticed I was gone. how do we know you wont run off and get married on board? NAH...she is too picky....wouldn't even consider the man that Carol and I found for her at the fair last summer.... He was way to short! But he was solid....... But he was short!!!! Well look on the bright side, you could carry him with you wherever you go.. 'yeah but I don't want to ask for a booster seat if we went out to eat.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/09/10 05:40 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken???

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 05:42 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken??? I thought we were talking about steak here....

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 07/09/10 05:43 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken??? nope, just didnt want you to see my evil side

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 07/09/10 05:43 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken??? I thought we were talking about steak here.... I thought we were talking about midgets.

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 05:46 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken??? I thought we were talking about steak here.... I thought we were talking about midgets. I have a 2 track mind

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/09/10 05:51 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken??? nope, just didnt want you to see my evil side Too late for that!

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 07/09/10 05:53 PM
Man I sure could go for nice salad, texas toast, baked potato, and a juicy steak right now....... I'm thinking Ice Cream But I want real food. Don't you know that the way to a woman's heart is through her stomach? do you really want me to go there? Huh??? never mind Chicken??? nope, just didnt want you to see my evil side Too late for that! thats what you think!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/09/10 05:55 PM
Bring it on, Tim

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 07/09/10 05:56 PM
Careful Tim..she has temporary custody of my broom.

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 07/09/10 06:00 PM
Bring it on, Tim The 1st thing that came to mind was my Ex and the quickest way to her Heart, need I say more?

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/09/10 06:01 PM
I prefer a full stomach.

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 06:02 PM
Careful Tim..she has temporary custody of my broom.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Fri 07/09/10 06:06 PM
Careful Tim..she has temporary custody of my broom. Thats good Mary...but Jayne's duties won't be sweeping ,it will be whacking.

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 06:06 PM
Bring it on, Tim The 1st thing that came to mind was my Ex and the quickest way to her Heart, need I say more? Here ya go Tim:

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/09/10 06:07 PM
Bring it on, Tim The 1st thing that came to mind was my Ex and the quickest way to her Heart, need I say more? Here ya go Tim: Mary don't give him ice cream. He is being BAD

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 06:09 PM
Here ya go Tim....this was too funny to pass up...

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 07/09/10 06:11 PM
Bring it on, Tim The 1st thing that came to mind was my Ex and the quickest way to her Heart, need I say more? Here ya go Tim: thank you but I ate to much already. Do your dogs like ice cream? Twister always loved going to DQ

SolitaryMan52402 Joined Sat 11/10/07 Posts: 21147	Fri 07/09/10 06:13 PM
Here ya go Tim....this was too funny to pass up... nice but its a good way to take out a neighbor. buckshot and a 12 ga is better

5x10 Joined Fri 01/30/09 Posts: 9017	Fri 07/09/10 06:14 PM
Bring it on, Tim The 1st thing that came to mind was my Ex and the quickest way to her Heart, need I say more? Here ya go Tim: Mary don't give him ice cream. He is being BAD Guess I am just the resident softy....