Guess I was too good looking. My pictures were not allowed. WOW!!!!! I must be more HOT looking than I thought. Thanks for the complement moderates.

Welcome to Mingle

Your profile is humorous and fun but you have too much TMI!

While a certain amount of forthrightness is appreciated, there are some things you shouldn't disclose to an audience of strangers.

Consider removing the 4 divorces and DWI information.

If you begin a serious relation you can disclose those details; however, off the bat you are sabotaging yourself before you even attract someone.

I'll bet you can find a camera that won't be "scared" to take your picture. Upload at least one.

As I said, if you remove some of the over-the-top personal information, your profile is fun to read.