A man is speeding on his way home from work one day and gets pulled over
by a highway Patrolman.
The Patrolman walks up to the drivers side and as the window rolls down
he says, looking at his watch...
"look my shift is about to end, I dont want to be caught up in
paperwork for the next 45 minutes I just want to go home.
If you can give me an excuse that I have never heard. I'll let you go."

The fella looks up at him as serious as can be and says..." My wife ran
off with a State Trooper and I thought he was trying to bring her back."
The patrolman says "your free to go"

LOL...good one!

nice one