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Topic: The Proper Feed and caring of a Man
Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 07/02/10 07:56 PM
I bet if you give him great sex you could skip most of these and get him to cook YOU dinner and breakfast I'll throw you a pop tart............. And for dinner, throw her a nutri grain bar. You know...ask and you shall receive. Can't I at least get pizza? "Loads up air gun with pizza pockets" Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHH!

singmesweet Joined Mon 07/28/08 Posts: 26661	Fri 07/02/10 07:57 PM
Don't bother with all the fancy cooking, just get a George Forman grill and slap on a steak or juicy burger. Add some potatoes and his favorite vegetable. For breakfast, eggs and pancakes and hash browns. Keep him happy with a comfortable couch and a big screen television. Let him watch football or his favorite sport. Bring him chips. Let him relax at home. Don't expect him to talk about things that interest you. He's really not all that interested. Dress nice and look good even if he is not paying attention. Let him go out with his buddies anytime he wants. (You'll want some time to yourself anyway.) (Only do these things if he has a good job, and is a good provider and dependable. Don't do this if you are supporting him.) So, basically make him food, don't talk to him about things unless it's something he likes and make sure we dress up at all times, but don't expect anything out of him, huh?

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/02/10 08:01 PM
I bet if you give him great sex you could skip most of these and get him to cook YOU dinner and breakfast I'll throw you a pop tart............. And for dinner, throw her a nutri grain bar. You know...ask and you shall receive. Can't I at least get pizza? "Loads up air gun with pizza pockets" Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHH! <<<<<hands him a bottle of lotion and a Playboy and heads out the door

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 07/02/10 08:03 PM
I bet if you give him great sex you could skip most of these and get him to cook YOU dinner and breakfast I'll throw you a pop tart............. And for dinner, throw her a nutri grain bar. You know...ask and you shall receive. Can't I at least get pizza? "Loads up air gun with pizza pockets" Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHH! <<<<<hands him a bottle of lotion and a Playboy and heads out the door Playboy? I demand porn. And I need good lube.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Fri 07/02/10 08:05 PM
I bet if you give him great sex you could skip most of these and get him to cook YOU dinner and breakfast I'll throw you a pop tart............. And for dinner, throw her a nutri grain bar. You know...ask and you shall receive. Can't I at least get pizza? "Loads up air gun with pizza pockets" Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHH! <<<<<hands him a bottle of lotion and a Playboy and heads out the door Playboy? I demand porn. And I need good lube. I'm sorry but my handbook clearly states that pizza pockets only warrant cheap lotion and Playboy!

newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Fri 07/02/10 08:07 PM
I bet if you give him great sex you could skip most of these and get him to cook YOU dinner and breakfast I'll throw you a pop tart............. And for dinner, throw her a nutri grain bar. You know...ask and you shall receive. Can't I at least get pizza? "Loads up air gun with pizza pockets" Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHH! Dude! You have an air gun that shoots pizza rolls? That's too cool. Is that like a potato gun?............

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Fri 07/02/10 08:10 PM
I bet if you give him great sex you could skip most of these and get him to cook YOU dinner and breakfast I'll throw you a pop tart............. And for dinner, throw her a nutri grain bar. You know...ask and you shall receive. Can't I at least get pizza? "Loads up air gun with pizza pockets" Open up and say AHHHHHHHHHHH! Dude! You have an air gun that shoots pizza rolls? That's too cool. Is that like a potato gun?............ I got it on Amazon. It's like one of those guns that you shoot t-shirts out of. Only, this one has been modified. And....flippin handbook rules...

Jeanniebean Joined Wed 01/30/08 Posts: 40028	Fri 07/02/10 09:01 PM Edited by Jeanniebean on Fri 07/02/10 09:02 PM
Don't bother with all the fancy cooking, just get a George Forman grill and slap on a steak or juicy burger. Add some potatoes and his favorite vegetable. For breakfast, eggs and pancakes and hash browns. Keep him happy with a comfortable couch and a big screen television. Let him watch football or his favorite sport. Bring him chips. Let him relax at home. Don't expect him to talk about things that interest you. He's really not all that interested. Dress nice and look good even if he is not paying attention. Let him go out with his buddies anytime he wants. (You'll want some time to yourself anyway.) (Only do these things if he has a good job, and is a good provider and dependable. Don't do this if you are supporting him.) So, basically make him food, don't talk to him about things unless it's something he likes and make sure we dress up at all times, but don't expect anything out of him, huh? You can expect anything you want, but then you could be disappointed. I'm just saying that most men are not all that complicated or hard to please. There are always exceptions and plenty of misfits of course. You just need to understand that men are different from women. I have to also say that men underestimate women. They sometimes disrespect women. They do fear women because most women are smarter than them. But a woman has nothing to prove to a man. There is no need to compete with a man. There is one main reason I am not married. It is because most of the men I got too close to were control freaks. It is sort of in their nature. But a confident secure man will not be a control freak. A good man will work and will not be abusive and will not be a control freak. Treat him like the king in his castle.