-there ya go, fallen--

ewwww but thank you ((((KT))))

I WANT A COLORADO BULLDOG

LOTS OF FILBERTS TOO PLEASE IM HUNGRY & SHOULDNT DRINK ON AN EMPTY
STOMACH

Thanks shadow

*finds a bottle of bacardi 151* who is man (or woman) enough to do a
shot with me? chasers are for the weak...

<-needs not a chaser for 141
bring it on man

LMAo 141
that's like half ass
LMAO

a man after my own heart. drink up!

line up like 3 a piece man
then lets do it
We can always chase them with another shot
LMAO

in case ya didn't know-----my barrel hold barcadi 151---

*AHEM* wheres the bartender?

that depends what you want...

bartender?
LMAO
This is a freakin free for all
Sleep where you fall people
LMAO
we will shovel you up off the floor tomorrow morning
LMAO

make sure ya don't roll the barrel out---i'll be in 'em--

<-----stands on the chair and says
ATTENTION

I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
LMAO

Bourbon
I need bourbon
who's got the bourbon damn it?
LMAO

i drink beer cuz it is good
i drink beer because i should
if there was a song to sing
i sing it and beer you bring
i drink beer when i am sad
cuz the beer it makes me glad
now there's nothing left to say
so let's go drink beer

beer is good
beer is good
beer is good
and stuff

when it's warm it tastes real crappy
but cold beer will make me happy
when i throw up on the floor
i can go and drink some more
they say beer will make me dumb
it are go good with pizza
now that we have drunk some beer
let's go drive a car

beer is good
beer is good
beer is good
and stuff




*disclaimer: i did not write this song, and the line about driving is
clearly facetious if you hear the actual song.

Im blowin this joint! The service here sux!

i have the bourbon! and the scotch!

here--have some Crown Royal's special reserve--