Topic: autopsy of a moron
elwoodsully's photo
Thu 06/21/07 04:46 PM
The following mind-boggling attempt at a crime spree in Washington, DC
appeared to be the robber's first (and last), due to his lack of a
previous record of violence, and his terminally stupid choices:
1. His target was H&J Leather & Firearms; A gun shop specializing in
handguns.
2. The shop was full of customers - firearms customers.
3. To enter the shop, the robber had to step around a marked police
patrol car parked at the front door.
4. A uniformed officer was standing at the counter, having coffee before
work. Upon seeing the officer, the would-be robber announced a hold-up,
and fired a few wild shots from a target pistol.
The officer and a clerk promptly returned fire, the police officer with
a 9mm GLOCK 17, the clerk with a 50 DESERT EAGLE, assisted by several
customers who also drew their guns, several of whom also drew and fired.
The robber was pronounced dead at the scene by Paramedics. Crime scene
investigators located 47 expended cartridge cases in the shop. The
subsequent autopsy revealed 23 gunshot wounds. Ballistics identified
rounds from 7 different weapons. No one else was hurt in the exchange of
fire.

heatherrae's photo
Thu 06/21/07 05:04 PM
i would def. agree thats a moron.

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Thu 06/21/07 05:14 PM
OMG, per snopes and the darwin award people, this is TRUE!

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

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Thu 06/21/07 06:35 PM
Was that my half brother?

LilaRose's photo
Thu 06/21/07 06:56 PM
WOW definately a moron!

adj4u's photo
Thu 06/21/07 07:53 PM
i bet no one else trys to rob it that does not want to commit suicide

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm

just a thought

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Mon 06/25/07 10:01 PM
hmmm sounds like a death wish to me