FRIENDS VS TEXAS FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Always bring the food.
FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave..
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, playing dominoes or cards and just being together.
FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home!'.
FRIENDS: will visit you in the hospital when you're sick
TEXAS FRIENDS: will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home
FRIENDS: have you on speed dial
TEXAS FRIENDS: have your number memorized.
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
TEXAS FRIENDS: Are for life.

well, I guess that leaves me out....

snot my fault

Would you really want me around that much???

HELL NOOOO

That wasn't very nice...

I didn't think so

well...it was me that said it ya nO

you're pretty smart for a blonde

Be careful---that was almost a compliment!!!

my bad

You're always BAD!

well I know that's a lie. if I was I'd have women crawling all over me

Maybe you are so bad that you scare them away!!! Either that or they are afraid they will be sold into slavery

well I KNOW I'm not that bad....but the slavery thing does sound good

>>>>>>>>>>RUNNING

chicken chit

Or just a smart Northern blond!

is there such a thing ?????????????????????????????

<<<<<<<<<< Yes there is!!!