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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 76
delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:59 PM


Hi Betty, Viv and the guy who doesn't cook for me anymore!waving
waving Maybe I want you to see me at my very worst. then and only then will your know if Im the right onebigsmile
IT GETS WORSE!!!!!!!tears tears scared scared

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 05:59 PM


Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?
see waht you miss out on when your not here!!laugh

gees ...thing sure change around here. laugh

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Tue 07/06/10 06:02 PM








Y'all want to hear something funny?

The Drs. office just called,with instructions for my procedure on Thursday...No food or drink for 8 hrs before I check in..no gum, mints so on and so on...then she said and no sex for 48 hrs after the procedure!!!I'm still laughing!laugh laugh laugh I asked if they were going to give me a Rx for that!!

laugh laugh laugh laugh laughing and crying.


If by some strange twist of luck...and I can talk them into a Rx...you want me to make a copy for you Betts??laugh laugh laugh
but isn't the Rx for NOT having sex?


No,no, no...I asked them if I could have one, so I could have sex after the 48 hrs were up!!! ReckonI could get it filled at WalMart??
from what I have seen in Walmart thats the LAST place you want to get it FILLEDlaugh

Well you never know...she might get a good deal.Two for one special.happy
Hmmmmmmm can I get that doctor's numberpitchfork
have a look for your self

http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/?page_id=9804

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Tue 07/06/10 06:04 PM


Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?
I haven't had dinner in weeks. I've been eating off McDonald's dollar menu
just remember that when you get my next e-maillaugh laugh

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:04 PM
I didn't say I was having the RX filled at Walmartlaugh laugh

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:04 PM
Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.

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Tue 07/06/10 06:07 PM

Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
BD? what BD??

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:08 PM

Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
Awww thanks Betty. Tim bake me a cake??? That would be interesting.laugh laugh I'll save you a piece. If I'm not still alive then I don't think you should eat itbigsmile

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:09 PM


Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
BD? what BD??
You make 55 look like so much fun that I am trying to catch uplaugh laugh

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:10 PM
Today would have been my Dad's 84th birthday:heart:

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:13 PM


Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
Awww thanks Betty. Tim bake me a cake??? That would be interesting.laugh laugh I'll save you a piece. If I'm not still alive then I don't think you should eat itbigsmile

Ok ..thanks for heads up.Or feet first whatever the case may be. laugh

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:14 PM



Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?
I haven't had dinner in weeks. I've been eating off McDonald's dollar menu
just remember that when you get my next e-maillaugh laugh
That was funny but are you saying I'm getting chubby???

BettyB's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:14 PM

Today would have been my Dad's 84th birthday:heart:

awww sorry Jayne..its a though day for you today.flowerforyou

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:14 PM



Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
Awww thanks Betty. Tim bake me a cake??? That would be interesting.laugh laugh I'll save you a piece. If I'm not still alive then I don't think you should eat itbigsmile

Ok ..thanks for heads up.Or feet first whatever the case may be. laugh
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Tue 07/06/10 06:14 PM


Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
Awww thanks Betty. Tim bake me a cake??? That would be interesting.laugh laugh I'll save you a piece. If I'm not still alive then I don't think you should eat itbigsmile
I dont think you want me to bake.... trust me on thatlaugh

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Tue 07/06/10 06:15 PM



Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
BD? what BD??
You make 55 look like so much fun that I am trying to catch uplaugh laugh
you have a long way to go, your going to be 29 right?bigsmile

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:16 PM


Today would have been my Dad's 84th birthday:heart:

awww sorry Jayne..its a though day for you today.flowerforyou
I miss him but I just kept telling myself that he liked me better smiling than crying so I put on a smile for Dad today. He may not be here but I can still give him that for his birthday!

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Tue 07/06/10 06:17 PM




Viv you can't go...I have you hog tied to the chair.happy
Hi Jayne.
When did Tim stop cooking for you?
I haven't had dinner in weeks. I've been eating off McDonald's dollar menu
just remember that when you get my next e-maillaugh laugh
That was funny but are you saying I'm getting chubby???
im warning you what it could lead to

delilady's photo
Tue 07/06/10 06:17 PM




Jayne...I won't be around for your BD.So I hope you have a great and wonderful day.Tim should bake you a cake.
BD? what BD??
You make 55 look like so much fun that I am trying to catch uplaugh laugh
you have a long way to go, your going to be 29 right?bigsmile
Oh I LOVE when you sweet talk even though I can hear you laughing!

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Tue 07/06/10 06:17 PM

Today would have been my Dad's 84th birthday:heart:
sorry Jayne...HUGS

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