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I haven't drunk posted but I will drunk text! Goof? Goof? Anyone? Bueller?  I would "dare" you to drunk text me one day.....but I am being like "good".  What makes you think I haven't already? Did you do a sobriety test on me when I sent you text messages in the past?   I know. You only love me when you are drunk.  Cake, booze and a honeymoon. That's all I want you for ...  And I'm sure 98% of men would love this offer.....but I want more dang it!  I want a proposal!!  You want the fairytale? 
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I don't drink, so I don't have that problem. It is kind of funny when someone who usually writes pretty well posts drunk, and then they're usually easy to spot. My problem is, a lot of times, I can't tell whether someone is drunk or simply illiterate. There just isn't always sufficient information to make that assessment.... dn git ma sturted!!1!11 OK, that won't work because I've read your stuff in the Creative Writing forum! I copied it all off my imaginary friend. I hope it isn't Dr. Phil. No, I don't give out imaginary advice...*POOF!* You've got to get in touch with your Inner Genie.... |
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I haven't drunk posted but I will drunk text! Goof? Goof? Anyone? Bueller? I would "dare" you to drunk text me one day.....but I am being like "good". What makes you think I haven't already? Did you do a sobriety test on me when I sent you text messages in the past? I know. You only love me when you are drunk. Cake, booze and a honeymoon. That's all I want you for ... And I'm sure 98% of men would love this offer.....but I want more dang it! I want a proposal!! You want the fairytale? Ok fine....we can do it your way.....but I am bringing cool whip too! 
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