Application for BP Oil Spill Settlement Funds
(Circle All that apply)


1. Please state your race:

A. Black
B. White
C. Other

2. How did you vote in the Presidential Race?

A. Barack Obama,
B. Other
(If you answered “A”, please skip to # 8)

3. Did you contribute to the President’s election fund?
A. Yes
B. No
(If you answered “A”, please skip to # 8)

4. Will you contribute part of the money we give you to relect President Obama?
A. Yes
B. No
(If you answered “A”, please skip to # 8)

5. Are you a member of SEIU or any other union?
A. Yes
B. No
(If you answered “A”, please skip to # 8)

6. Are you a member of ACORN?
A. Yes
B. No
(If you answered “A”, please skip to # 8)

7. The Tea Party Movement is:

A. Ignorant racist rednecks who didn’t vote for Obama
B. True Patriots who want a return to constitutional principles and limited government.
(If you answered “A”, please skip to # 8. If you answered "B", please skip to #10)

8. How much do you think you want?

$__________________

9. Why do you think you deserve it?

__________________________________________________________________________

10. You do not qualify to receive settlement funds. Go away and don’t bother us again.

Why, that's just CRAZY talk ... Who'd wanna be a victim ... ? Oh. Wait ... Never mind ...