A princess was on a plane when the captain put the tray up sign. Being a princess and use to getting what she wants she refused to put up her tray. A very effeminate male flight attendant came over and said.
"sorry sugar lips but in order to land this itsy bitsy little plane we need to have all the trays put away. So if you wouldn't mind could you please take care of yours, thank you hunny."

The woman looked him over and said
"In my country I am a princess. If I want to have my tray down then it will be down as is my right"

The flight attendant looked at her with one hand on his hip
"Well in my country I'm a Queen, now tray up b****"




Joke was originally told to me by a very effeminate friend. There is nothing more entertaining then hearing the phrase "tray up b****" coming from a gay man with a lisp.