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PORTLAND, Ore.—A 23-year-old man accused of snipping the hair of unsuspecting bus passengers was sentenced Wednesday to 2 1/3 years in prison. Multnomah County investigators said Jared Weston Walter cut large clumps of hair from three women and stuck glue in the hair of one woman on Portland-area buses in the past year. Walter had pleaded guilty to two counts of witness tampering. Prosecutors said that in one case he wrote his girlfriend, telling her what to say on the witness stand. They said he also asked a friend to buy scissors and plant them as evidence to lead investigators astray. Oregon law doesn't specifically deal with stealing or gluing a stranger's hair. So prosecutors charged him with third-degree robbery among other crimes, and later with witness tampering. and this guy has a gf who didn't dump him immediately. Just shows we must really be getting close to the bottom of the gene pool in some places |
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probably cost $100K to keep him in prison. Shoulda saved money and let the ladies he messed with just have their way with him in a secluded, dimly lit room for a few minutes. With him gagged to prevent screaming, of course
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probably cost $100K to keep him in prison. Shoulda saved money and let the ladies he messed with just have their way with him in a secluded, dimly lit room for a few minutes. With him gagged to prevent screaming, of course Don't mess with a woman's hair. |
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probably cost $100K to keep him in prison. Shoulda saved money and let the ladies he messed with just have their way with him in a secluded, dimly lit room for a few minutes. With him gagged to prevent screaming, of course Don't mess with a woman's hair. |
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probably cost $100K to keep him in prison. Shoulda saved money and let the ladies he messed with just have their way with him in a secluded, dimly lit room for a few minutes. With him gagged to prevent screaming, of course Don't mess with a woman's hair. That's not "messing with her hair". lol That's showing affection. I was thinking more on the lines of "snipping the hair and cutting large clumps of hair and sticking glue in the hair". That means war!! |
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PORTLAND, Ore.—A 23-year-old man accused of snipping the hair of unsuspecting bus passengers was sentenced Wednesday to 2 1/3 years in prison. Multnomah County investigators said Jared Weston Walter cut large clumps of hair from three women and stuck glue in the hair of one woman on Portland-area buses in the past year. Walter had pleaded guilty to two counts of witness tampering. Prosecutors said that in one case he wrote his girlfriend, telling her what to say on the witness stand. They said he also asked a friend to buy scissors and plant them as evidence to lead investigators astray. Oregon law doesn't specifically deal with stealing or gluing a stranger's hair. So prosecutors charged him with third-degree robbery among other crimes, and later with witness tampering. and this guy has a gf who didn't dump him immediately. Just shows we must really be getting close to the bottom of the gene pool in some places DUH ... ! it's ... OREGON ... you know, the place where Oregono comes from ... |
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probably cost $100K to keep him in prison. Shoulda saved money and let the ladies he messed with just have their way with him in a secluded, dimly lit room for a few minutes. With him gagged to prevent screaming, of course Don't mess with a woman's hair. <~~~~~~~~~ Gets behind Winx with the Scissors..... |
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probably cost $100K to keep him in prison. Shoulda saved money and let the ladies he messed with just have their way with him in a secluded, dimly lit room for a few minutes. With him gagged to prevent screaming, of course Don't mess with a woman's hair. <~~~~~~~~~ Gets behind Winx with the Scissors..... |
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<~~~~~~ Gets the super glue ready too...
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