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Tried to kiss a cobra........RIP Toasty......
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Literally tried to take a bull by the horns.....
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playing dirty with the vacuum cleaner and well.......it was a bloody mess.....
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Thought 6 Inch Stiletto Heels were perfect for mountain climbing.
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Funny Torgo......
went sky diving..... packed his blanky instead of a parachute...... sigh.... |
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burst into flames
autopsy could only determine that she was simply too hot to exist anymore |
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was bitten by a vampire with mad cow disease
alwasy so sad for me to see toasty die..... 
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Didn't take the sign seriously....
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I would never.........
his corset was on so tight his brain exploded...... |
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Forgot she applied snake venom lipstick and licked her lips.
Wow, that was an alliterative sentence. |
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Edited by
heavenlyboy34
on
Thu 06/10/10 11:45 AM
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a giant tumor in his urethra caused urine to back up into his brain, which attracted a feeding frenzy of bacteria on his brain tissue
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Hair grew so long the weight caused massive and fatal spinal trauma.
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Edited by
Torgo70
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Thu 06/10/10 12:10 PM
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Tried to reenact one of his skateboarding videos....blindfolded and nude....
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peed on a high voltage electric fence, ignoring the warning sign
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Put too much cocaine on his cereal
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Didn't put enough cocaine in his cereal.
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tried to kiss Pata, and she sucked his guts out.
  
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Way worse ways to go, man!
Killer tomatoes. 'Nuff said. |
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tried to kiss Pata, and she sucked his guts out.
If only 
For plastic- Went into the middle of a Trekkie convention and yelled "Star Wars Rules!!"....the aftermath wasn't pretty. |
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poked a rabid badger with a stick and got himself attacked.
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