Joe complains to Mike his elbow hurts.

Mike says, "Go to the WalMart Dr.. its a machine you dump a urine sample in and it tells you whats wrong with you." Joe figured he would try!

He goes to the WalMart Dr and dumps his urine in the slot. After 30 secs the Dr prints out instructions that read.."You have tennis elbow, take some Alieve (aisle 2) & avoid heavy lifting."

Later that night, Joe wondered if he could mess with the WalMart Dr.. So he mixed some puppy pee ..urine samples from both his daughter and wife.. and a little semen of his own... took it back to the WalMart Dr. and dumped it in the slot.

After about 30 sec it printed out instructions.. Your puppy has worms.. buy meds (aisle 3).. Your daughters addicted to crack, put her in rehab..Your wife is prego..twins.. their not yours.. get a lawyer. & Quit jacking off or your elbow will never get better!!

Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart!.