I had to pee, but, I was running late. Had to catch a train.

I'll go when I get to NY. 90min later I arrive, but the train was a
little late, and my friend's show was about to begin. I'll go there.

Show started. Cant go. Show's over. Gotta go - but my friends say "lets
go get something to eat..." I'll go there.

We all settle in to this decent little place, order some food, chit-chat
for awhile. I gotta go!

I get up to go, cause now I really gotta go - and just before me, two
guys, lovingly embraced with blushing cheeks slide into the bathroom.
Click - the lock bolt is slid.

I aint gotta go no more.

too personal , mikemontana

Too personal? For me, or them? ha ha

that is funny........ there was a case that went to the Supreme
court............regarding a man peeing along the side of the
road....(he got ticketed, and then charged with DUI) no toilets for 75
miles... the closing argument .. lol "TO PEE OR NOT TO PEE"..... He was
set free.......... to peee !!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol

Good one Mike, and Roses, liked your case too.

Have been in similar situations myself. Think most everyone has.

maybe you should be a truck driver mike

yeah !!!!!!!!!!! gotta admire the truckers !!!!!!!!!!

wow um all this talk bout peein is makin me have to go brb

^^^^^Is that what happens when ya eat too many carrots??

hey hey don't diss my carrot u know u want one just like it lol

That's too funny.

LOL... Iwould never dream of dissin da carrot man!!! lol He is an
upstanding citizen of the town of JSH!!

Only one stall? Go in the ladies room? You were in NYC, pee in the
alleys...would anyone notice?

Poor Mike!

peeing in the alleys...that sounds a little OFFENSIVE, wouldn't you
think....me being from NYC

Thanks, Michele

ALWAYS keep a quart Gatorade bottle in your vehicle

The opening is wide enough for... well do I have to explain

It holds a quart