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Seakolony
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Mon 05/31/10 08:20 PM
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common interests aspect general interest topics, like your at a party and they say you know so and so has some of the same interests you do....well you go up and chat about that common interest....jmo of course.... ;~) Let's talk about dynamics of the whoppee cushion.   Put your lips together and blow, Goof, you'll get that Whoppee Cushion blown up in no time. If it still gives you problems you just take it back to the store and get one them thar new fandangled ones u aint got ta blo up no mer. |
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Dorks  I just looked at your profile, it takes longer to read than 5 minutes. |
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Nooo it doesn't. Shouldn't even take 5
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When guys ask me questions answered in my profile that irritates me a bit. I know it's long but geeez is 5 minutes too much to ask for? What color is your hair?............  35/male/connecticut A/S/L ?  Figures................
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common interests aspect general interest topics, like your at a party and they say you know so and so has some of the same interests you do....well you go up and chat about that common interest....jmo of course.... ;~) Let's talk about dynamics of the whoppee cushion. Put your lips together and blow, Goof, you'll get that Whoppee Cushion blown up in no time. If it still gives you problems you just take it back to the store and get one them thar new fandangled ones u aint got ta blo up no mer. "Sigh" Can't I just use an air pump?  |
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Nooo it doesn't. Shouldn't even take 5 sure it does. Plug it into a translator program and try to make sense of it... in another country...sigh.. 
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Start to finish took me 3 mins and I read every word. No offence but the first line of my profile specifically states that I am not looking to meet someone from another country. That part takes all of 5 seconds to read and then they don't have to continue. What irritates me is these guys email me with out having even read the first line of my profile.
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Nooo it doesn't. Shouldn't even take 5 sure it does. Plug it into a translator program and try to make sense of it... in another country...sigh.. If its 5 mins, 10, or an hour, a truly interested person would take the time. |
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Anybody that has a booze section to there profile is alright by me........
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Start to finish took me 3 mins and I read every word. No offence but the first line of my profile specifically states that I am not looking to meet someone from another country. That part takes all of 5 seconds to read and then they don't have to continue. What irritates me is these guys email me with out having even read the first line of my profile. Yeah but you speak English, unlike me <<<<< I asked my mom to write this.
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Wait......we are supposed to read profiles?
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Dude. There is no way these birds are gonna name names on a public forum. Besides, I would be bootyhurt when all of them say "krupa.....he smells like a gouda cheese stuffed into a jockstrap" Silly! I think he meant what "type" of guy would make a girl drop him like a safe.  One of the most annoying situations is when I ask a guy a question but he never answers the question. The question is inconsequential; it’s the fact that I have to ask 6 times, “Do you have siblings?” or “What is your name?” or “How long have you lived in Idaho?” Someone who doesn’t pay attention to detail will drive me to crazy town! Is that a very long trip? Um, probably a lot shorter than I'd like to admit. 
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I know better you speak (write) better english than a lot of people who were born and raised here.... I see your point but my point is that if you can't even read my profile how is it that were supposed to be able to communicate?
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When guys ask me questions answered in my profile that irritates me a bit. I know it's long but geeez is 5 minutes too much to ask for? YES!! That is peeve #2!! I don't have an essay anymore, however, so I have to let that one go ... 
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I know better you speak (write) better english than a lot of people who were born and raised here.... I see your point but my point is that if you can't even read my profile how is it that were supposed to be able to communicate? I'm good at sign language, you can watch me on the webcam.
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Hablas en espanol? Par le vous en Francais?, no hablas en englis Y no par le vous en eglais, tambien?
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When guys ask me questions answered in my profile that irritates me a bit. I know it's long but geeez is 5 minutes too much to ask for? YES!! That is peeve #2!! I don't have an essay anymore, however, so I have to let that one go ... Pfffft! Guys just look at your hooters. You did them a favor by getting rid of the essay.
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When guys ask me questions answered in my profile that irritates me a bit. I know it's long but geeez is 5 minutes too much to ask for? YES!! That is peeve #2!! I don't have an essay anymore, however, so I have to let that one go ... Pfffft! Guys just look at your hooters. You did them a favor by getting rid of the essay. but GOOF, I didn't post a picture of my owls! 
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When guys ask me questions answered in my profile that irritates me a bit. I know it's long but geeez is 5 minutes too much to ask for? YES!! That is peeve #2!! I don't have an essay anymore, however, so I have to let that one go ... Pfffft! Guys just look at your hooters. You did them a favor by getting rid of the essay. but GOOF, I didn't post a picture of my owls! Ok. But pic #4 will make them email you. I can see it now. "Hi Melody. Mind if I nibble on that leg of yours?"
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When guys ask me questions answered in my profile that irritates me a bit. I know it's long but geeez is 5 minutes too much to ask for? YES!! That is peeve #2!! I don't have an essay anymore, however, so I have to let that one go ... Pfffft! Guys just look at your hooters. You did them a favor by getting rid of the essay. but GOOF, I didn't post a picture of my owls! Ok. But pic #4 will make them email you. I can see it now. "Hi Melody. Mind if I nibble on that leg of yours?" Damn carnivores!
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