A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily
jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you
have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the
matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I
don't care what you think. I just came from having a
mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I
healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.

The husband replies, "What did he say about
your 55-year old ass?"

"Your name never came up," she replied.

lmao, thats good

That is too funny!!!

lmao