why i like my musical instruments better than any girl i ever dated:

i never get tired of listening to them

they don't whine about bad hair cuts

they don't whine if they think i don't spend enough time with them

i know exactly how i should touch them

i can always turn them on

they don't mind if i wanna have the lights on

they don't care if they do all the talking

they don't try to make me cuddle with them when i'm done playing with
them and just want to go to sleep

they don't worry about their weight

they don't take 8 hours to get ready to go out

"music is my girl and my girl is my music..."

they don't mind spending time with me when i'm "chemically altered"

lmao, good one

all i need is a lady who thinks she's a bass...

scotty knows.....

word up my brother