Jessica and Becky decided to have a girl’s night out. They walked to the nearest bar, drank till it closed, and were walking home at 2 in the morning. Half way through the walk; they really had to pee, but nothing was open. Becky spotted a cemetery and they decided to go behind the head stones.

After choosing their spots, they do their business. Becky pulls off her underwear, wipes her butt and throws the panties away. Jessica reaches behind the headstone, finds a wreath of flowers, wipes her butt with them and throws them away. They proceed home where they pass out.

The next day Jessica and Becky's husbands are talking on the front lawn. "This girls-night-out thing has got to stop,” says Becky's Husband, "She came home without any underwear last night!" Jessica's husband looks at him and says, "You think that's bad? My wife came home with a sympathy card between her cheeks!"