so i had a graduation party for a distant cousin on saturday. my mom's
cousin wanted to see pictures of my charlie cat, so i got out my phone
and started showing her some pictures. after a dozen or so she looked at
me and said "isaac, we need to introduce you to some girls." i showed
her a picture of a nifty bug and told her "that bug was on a cabinet in
a girl's house. and she was standing next to me when i took it. does
that count?"

apparently, that doesn't count, because she continued insisting that i
had too many pictures of my kitty, and not enough pictures of any kind
of girl friend.

Wuddup Morebass?

not much. i was reading, but i got bored.

Just put some model pics on your cam to show your family and tell them
all they are you g/f's!!!!!!!!!

lmao
or you can mess with her and take a pic of a guy and tell her that he is
your girlfriend(jk)
LMAO

Do girls actually exist, or is this just some sort of hoax?

I remember when people believed there was really a moon landing, or that
Vincent Price was a real person.

<<<--- my new pup,
call him Buttons!

lol they might buy it; i do go to art school, and one of my best friends
bi...

want two more *****'s to add to your collection

They are named Sphinx and Smokey......they love to scare the hell out of
you jumping from on top of the fridge in the middle of the night....

Hmmmm...I need more Pepsi!..

hey I am all about the kitty but ya you might want to put something or
someone with your kitty in some

They only exist in Russia Lex...Where do you think we are all talking
from...Can ya send me a plain ticket so I can come and see
America???????

i must partially agree with lex; i believe girls that are interested in
me are a myth, lol.

charlie likes to play with toilet water. also, right now i'm living with
my aunt, cuz she lives closer to the guy i'm working for this summer.
her bathroom door doesn't latch, and if i don't bring charlie in with
me, he busts in on me...

Hey!!
So what does your ol'kitty look like ?? hhmmm

he isn't in my profile pics?

he is! there's a pic of me and him watching a movie together, and one of
him sleeping on my roommate's favorite blanket.

Lex searches for his checkbook...lmao

haha, if all the ladies are in russia, i'll donate to the cause!