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40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone. Athletic................................No breasts. Average looking.....................Moooo. Beautiful..............................Pathologica l liar. Emotionally Secure..................On medication. Feminist...............................Fat. Free Spirit.............................Junkie. Friendship first.......................Former Slut. New-Age..............................Body hair in the wrong places. Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s Open-minded.........................Desperate. Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing. Professional...........................*****. Voluptuous...........................Very fat. Large frame...........................Hugely fat. Wants soul mate.....................Stalker. DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH: Yes.....................................No No......................................Yes Maybe.................................No We need...............................I want I am sorry.............................You'll be sorry We need to talk......................You're in trouble Sure, go ahead........................You better not Do what you want...................You will pay for this later I am not upset.....................Of course, I am upset, you moron! You're attentive tonight............Is sex all you ever think about? DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry...........................I am hungry I am sleepy............................I am sleepy I am tired..............................I am tired Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! I love you..............................Let's have sex now I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? May I have this dance?..................I'd like to have sex with you. Can I call you sometime?..............I'd like to have sex with you. Do you want to go to a movie?......I'd like to have sex with you. Can I take you out to dinner?........I'd like to have sex with you. I don't think your shoes go with that outfit..............I'm gay.  
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