WHEREAS
LOVE only last about 2 mins into the act

The rest is just bumping uglies until one gets more excited than the other

SO As I see it sisters and brothers

LOVE OWES ME A DAMN REFUND

If you see her happy *** walking down the street spreading her joyful lies tell her I'm looking for her

I have invested: Time, Mind, Body, Money, Gas, Cleaning Supplies, Videos, DVD's and Lies

I have invested over 40,000 miles by air, car, and ship

I have invested in make-up, hair-do's, lingerie, dinner and breakfast ingredients

I have invested in concert tickets, poetry events, artshows, and plays

TO HAVE THOSE TWO MINUTES

I have forfited games, family time, movies, and comedy shows

TO FONDLE THOSE TWO MINUTES

So as I see it LOVE OWES ME A DAMN REFUND

She goes around painting these pictures of Forever
and ever and always till death does us apart
Waving her flag of happiness
AND WE INVEST
in that ******** like LOVE IS OUR GOD

I just found out that those ads are full of fraud

As I see it LOVE OWES ME A DAMN REFUND

SO If you see her happy *** walking down the street spreading her joyful lies tell her I'm looking for her ***

Check Please!