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| Topic: How to Not Look Fat in a Swimsuit | |
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Well see the thing with me is....I'm to little (5'4") to be considered "big" so technically I am "fat". I just say I am short for my weight!!!
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Let's quit ***** footing around with this.
You are only "FAT" if you think so. When you step & own your life style, nothing else really matters. If someone is "obese" to the point they can't take care of themself, THEN there is a problem. If they can walk, work, function on their own, shpe of their body is NOBODIES business, other than thiers. Want to lose weight/decrease size; get off your butt & do it. "CONTROL YOUR DESTINY" |
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http://www.stylelist.com/2010/04/27/how-to-not-look-fat-in-a-swimsuit/?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl5|link1|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stylelist.com%2F2010%2F04%2F27%2Fhow-to-not-look-fat-in-a-swimsuit%2F These folks have put up an impressive list of suggestions. Too many to post here.  I'd like to add to their list and invite ya'll to add ideas also. Remember, this is all in fun and I am also a BBBMOFO, Big, Bad, Beautiful, Mofo!   How to Not Look Fat in a Swimsuit Don't stand next to a skinny gal whose wearing the same suit. Hang with a gal who's bigger than you. Don't do a thong. Don't wear the sea-shell type top. Stay in cloudy water up to your neck. Wear an over-sized tee shirt with a picture of a skinny-mini in a bikini. How about, dont wear one? You cannot look fat in a swimsuit if you dont have one on to look fat in, can you? |
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Will wait for pictures of that.
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Wear one that maximizes cleavage...who is gonna notice anything else if the girls are front and center?
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Wear whatever bathing suit you want
 If YOU LIKE IT.... than its the bomb!!! |
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I'm gonna have to go with Bachelorette #2, the one in the middle, Jim!
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I'm gonna have to go with Bachelorette #2, the one in the middle, Jim!  Curvy chicks rule!!
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I'm gonna have to go with Bachelorette #2, the one in the middle, Jim! Curvy chicks rule!! Yes they do, based on nothing more than my own personal experience. To hell with what society or the mainstream says!
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Major differance between "Big Beautiful" & fat. Been big all my life, called fat many times. When a job needed done, they always brought it to me. The thin beautiful, couldn't be depended on to finish what they started. If you can function well at the size you are, THAT is what matters. Aw, yer kinda cute fer an old fart
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http://www.stylelist.com/2010/04/27/how-to-not-look-fat-in-a-swimsuit/?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl5|link1|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stylelist.com%2F2010%2F04%2F27%2Fhow-to-not-look-fat-in-a-swimsuit%2F These folks have put up an impressive list of suggestions. Too many to post here. I'd like to add to their list and invite ya'll to add ideas also. Remember, this is all in fun and I am also a BBBMOFO, Big, Bad, Beautiful, Mofo! How to Not Look Fat in a Swimsuit Don't stand next to a skinny gal whose wearing the same suit. Hang with a gal who's bigger than you. Don't do a thong. Don't wear the sea-shell type top. Stay in cloudy water up to your neck. Wear an over-sized tee shirt with a picture of a skinny-mini in a bikini. How about, dont wear one? You cannot look fat in a swimsuit if you dont have one on to look fat in, can you? I prefer seeing nekkid to!! 
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Wear one that maximizes cleavage...who is gonna notice anything else if the girls are front and center? That's a hard one to picture. Can you send me one? 
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