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Okay, not that one.
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Watch paint dry...put strange things in the micro-wave to see what blows up...read bestsellers.......
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Mail yrself a postcard and wait for it to be delivered. Study cloud formation. Memorize the periodic table....
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Stalk Phil Collins...take up Scientology... Watch Star Wars....again........
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Listen to Sousa marches...get familiar with "lesbian poetry"....listen to Genesis.....
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Psycho-analyze myself, psycho-analyze my friends.....psycho-analyze Phil Collins.....
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Dial random numbers on the phone...schedule appointments I have no intention of making...order pizza's for strangers....
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Study the history of furniture...learn hieroglyphics...create a meth lab just for the hell of it....
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Put up bids on E-Bay for EVERY Ronco product I can find......
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Get re-acquainted with the Bee-Gees...get re-acquainted with Dr. Seuss...get re-acquainted with Play Doh......
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...bump this thread forever just to annoy you. Listen to Genesis.
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...read Moby Dick...acquire a real nasty drug habit.....
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learn how to make fine cheeses...yell random insults at random strangers...do performance art. Stalk Phil Collins. Deliberately ONLY talk about the weather.....
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You really ARE bored aren't you?
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...deliberately ONLY talk about Genesis. Join the Tom Cruise Fan Club. Stalk Tiger Woods. Stalk all his girlfriends... Collect Pokeman cards. Buy a chemistry set. Huff paint......
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You really ARE bored aren't you? Ya' think? |
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...give SERIOUS thought to becoming Amish. Spread vicious rumors about Phil Collins.....
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...subscribe to Reader's Digest. Actually READ Reader's Digest!
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Wait with GREAT anticipation for every new Reader's Digest to be delivered..... Start an ant farm. Raise Sea Monkeys. Get a Chia Pet......
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Start jogging. Adopt a highway. Learn card tricks. Attend Little League games. Volunteer to coach Pop Warner Football teams. Volunteer for medical experimentation.....
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