You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

... you knock a glass off of the counter and it breaks and the only thought in your head is, "Well that's one I won't have to wash."

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

... you realize that your house would be a great place to hide contraband because you can't find anything in that mess.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

..the chalk outline of a person killed in the house is still on your carpet.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....


.... your cat starts dragging your underwear into the cat litter box to cover up the massive amounts of poop you haven't scooped out yet.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

...your dog is no longer ashamed of pooping on the carpet.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

The reason you haven't swept the kitchen is because you can' find the broom or the dustpan.

Okay... take it away!

Is anyone a worse housekeeper than me?

you know that your a bad housekeeper when you dont do dishes for weeks at a time
or there rotting food..(gag)

i had a friend yrs ago she was horable
she had a housing inspection and i went over there one day to help her clean her house, and it took me 8hours to get it organized it wasent done but it was livable

she was a very bad housekeeper
there was another time this guy i was with we went over there to mow her lawn and she had a freaken dog that was supose to be a guard dog and she left the back door open so we could come in for she was going to be gone for awhile i walked into the living room and the dang dog was asleep on the couch he looked up and went back to sleep.. geeze he sure wasent a guard dog...

...The dust bunnies are not only the size of tumbleweeds they move on their own!


...The cockroaches order out for Pizza.


...There is a green tentacle in your refrigerator that attacks anyone opening the refrigerator door.


...The dog refuses to come into the house and is heard to call you a pig.


...The smell of your house drives the flies away.


and of course...
...There is a trash truck parked in your driveway.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

...people stop and approach your house because they think you are having a garage sale.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

..some kind of life form is growing inside of your refrigerator and its starting to develop consciousness.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

...you find a hamster living in your boot, and it has offspring.

here one

you know your a bad house keeper
when mold is growing through out your house

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

...the dirt on the floor is too much for your Kirby vacuum cleaner to handle.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

... a rat searches for food in your kitchen and your only thought is, "I hope he cleans up that cat puke."

That will make you sick too. <--- nice sic pic.

You know you are a bad housekeeper when.....

You resort to eating a baloney sandwich instead of a steak because the George Forman grill is a mess.

you know your a bad housekeeper
when there is dog crap on the floor and you dont bother to clean it up
but you rather sit on it..





you said this was a game

so here is another one
you know your a bad housekeeper
when your sheets on your bed havent been clean in months and you have mold and whos knows what else growing on them

I'm suing my former landlord because of mold and other stuff!

i dont think you can actually su on mold for my sister yrs ago lived in a house where there was mold and it got so bad that they had to move as to find out she was algerlic to it as why she was getting sick
she even work at some place where she had to seriously quit because mold was growing in the work building