Dedicated to a gal I know here.

Fellow went to the Dr complaining of no energy.

After a thorough physical exam the Dr told him he couldn't find any reason so, he asked a few questions.

He asked the fellow," Didn't you just get married?"

The fellow said he did.

Dr,"How many times ya'll get it on?"

Fellow,"A couple times a day."

Dr," Do you still have your girlfriend on the side?"

Fellow,"Yes."

Dr,"How often do ya'll do it?"

Fellow,"A couple times a day."

Dr,"And your secretary. Do you still get it on with her?"

Fellow,"Yeah, a couple times a day."

The Dr grabbed the fellow by the shoulders, shook him and said,"That's it son, you gotta' get a grip on yourself!"

Fellow responded with,"I do! A couple times a day!"




And after all that, runs a triathlon!