My Daughter has to be the funniest most entertaining person I know. She says some things she does not even know are funny...here are a few recent ones:

"I dont cost anything..just my toys cost money!"
( Sure...if you dont count feeding you, clothing you, ect plus all my sleep, flat stomach and sanity!!!)

She recently asked me what I wanted to do when I grow up.
(good question....And here I thought I was a grown up with a good job. Thanks for the kick back to reality, coach!)

My daughter goes to morning kindergarten for less then 3hrs. I work afternoons into midnights so i can drop/pick her up &get her to the babysitter. She asked me why I dont work when she is in school. ( I wish!) She got mad at me and told me to stop sleeping and work or go to school like her! priceless. Its soooo rough being 6

I have countless amusing comments and questions from her. Please share your experiences

I have son who is 6, he still says some words incorrectly but I rarely correct him. I figure he's gonna learn it. He recently cut himself at the park, a small scratch but you would've though he lost his foot in battle. He yells "Mommy do I have to go to the hosible now" and when saw the blood he states "I see the bleed, is all my bleed going to come out".

These are the story and sights I've come to love with my little boy. Boogars, bugs, and anything dirty.

The stories are quite animated at this age and he tells them with such detail.

I may not have kids yet but I used to teach 1st grade Sunday School and we were talking about helping out our parents and one of my students said she helps her dad by bringing him his beers.

My lil one says things incorrectly too. When I correct her, she says THATS WHAT I SAID!!! lol

I love her more then anything in the world. And I have heard many tales too. If I wasnt a witness to half of them I would believe her haha.
Thanks for sharing your story

Kids say a lot of things you wish they wouldnt. My kid seems to like to say I stink super loud in public. Or remember when you farted Mommy at inappropriate times.... They are the must genuine people. Even though she can embarrass me, I would not trade her for the world

Even if you dont have kids, you can have stories. I just figured my topic would be moved if I put it in general discussion. Wasn't trying to segregate non parents

When they are young they are sooo refreshing!!

So

pure
honest
real

wish mine were young again!!!!

ok mines not talking yet shes almost 4 months but her face expressions are funny i put her bears on her bassinet last night and shes stairs at them cross eyed it was soo cute and she was smiling with it

AWWWWW!!! Enjoy every second! It goes soooo fast! My daughter loved ceiling fans. And baseball! they both entranced her

My daughter will be five in a few weeks. The other morning I was getting her up for school and she told me "I have to wait for the eggs to finish cracking first"...

Sleep talking is something that both my ex and I have done, it can be good fun to talk back with someone doing this.

I asked her "What eggs?"

She replied "I am helping the baby birds to hatch" then she said something about birds and butterflies.

No wonder she wakes up so happy and is always in a good mood, she dreams about birds and butterflies.

HOW SWEET!!!

thats so cute

My little 4 year old was in the shower for the first time by herself and I heard her singing...."It's raining, it's pouring, it's snoring..." Just had to smile.

My other daughter, who is now 7, used to call butterflies..."flutterflies" when she was 2...

I love kids!

A few days ago, I was out shopping at Trader Joe's. I was on the side of the aisle, looking for what I needed. This little girl comes up behind me, pushing her miniature cart, and says " HEY, YOU! GET OUTTA MY WAY!" (even though she could have easily gone around me)

My sister-in-law still insists on having a "formal" living room with fancy furniture and coffee table books and etc. Apparently one of these books was from an expensive art gallery she had worked at once upon a time. My youngest niece apparently decided since it was an art book that she should add some of her artistic endeavors to it too! When her momma found out what she had done, she called her into the room and pointed to the book and asked the typical "and what is this young lady"? To which my niece replied (so proud of herself she was almost beaming)..."I DRAW DAT"!!! Needless to say there was no punishment forthcoming after that one!

Sounds like my lil one........hey, was it? LOL

I bet it was the prettiest picture in that book!!

My mom made the mistake a few weeks ago with telling my 3 year old niece that our cat is also 3. She thought it was just so cool that they are the same age. Then my mom tells her that he will be 4 in a few weeks. Well the next words out my niece's mouth are "mommy can we go to Caker's birthday party?"

My Aunt and Uncle were pulled over and my little cousin poked his head out the window and yelled,"HELLO PUZZ!".........opps!