Thinking..............thinking........uhhhhhhhhh,


maybe a horror story,

okay,here goes, everyone lets piece together a horror story, I'll start
it off and we can see where it goes,k



Title: JSH's Horror Storie

Work,home,sleep,eat,and right back at it again, this routine was soooo
getting too me I thought, so one day I was passing this new place that
opened for vacation trips, but something was different about it, it
wasn't bright or new, it was a old house, big huge bushes and trees out
front, a long sidewalk to the front door with the sign out front saying
Want to change your life try the vacations you never hear about. Come
inside for further details:
Well it caught my attention, so I pushed the gate open and it creaked
all the way, poceeding to the entry, and I used this dragon door knock,
someone opened the door, she was an elderly lady, hair all gone grey,
with it in a bun neatly tucked up, she said to me "come inside I have
been waiting for you, and your paperwork is done, you just have to sign
these paper's and you'll be on your way.."
I said,"to where and what....you don't even know me...

ok I will give it a shot but with my sense of humor this horror story
may turn into a comedy....so here goes

A free trip, and what are these papers I'm signing. I go to look at the
papers, and see some simiiar names so how bad can it be. Wow that little
old lady sure can move fast when she wants, I barely got to see the
papers and snatch out of my hand they went.

So I follow her, down this long, dark hall that has torches on the wall,
down the steps we go..Oh no what did I get myself into It's a dungeon. I
try to read the names on the door as we go by.....Llama den, UKs hot
tub, SheNerds Flying monkey room, but she passes these all by, and leads
me to the door called JSH, the sign says welcome..I enter, the door
slams behind me, and I hear........

the chopper outside we go through the back door into this huge yard a
giant maze just beyond it and I get into the chopper, the piloit puts a
blindfold on me and we pocceed to my destionation, awwwwh I thinking
were is he taking me, my nerves are soooo shaking but as scared as I was
I wasn't doing that daily routine I was actually doing something
different and I couldn't wait to get there, sitting there listening to
the chopper in the air all I could think was that my heart was pounding
soooo fast, and then he started desending,.........

As I get out of the chopper, I am escorted a short distance and told to
wait there.....as Im waiting Ihear the chopper lift off, I remove my
blindfold, and see that I am on an island. Straight ahead is a path, so
I begin to follow it.....I hear birds, but no voices, as I walk further
along the path, I encounter people that I know......what interesting
outfits they are wearing....I am offered a coconut shell, when asked
what the liquid is I am told its goat pee.......another person offers me
a little round ball, they say its nutrious and fun to eat...I bite into
it, and taste honey nugart schnapps, hmm not bad until I find out its
actually a chicken ball......

you
bugger........nw it's suppose to go into horror woman........


Omg, this is tooooo funny awwwwwwwwwwhhhhhh,


k,
the next morning I wake up in a very dark dungeon, I can hear other
people screaming and crying I tried to move but I got this terrible pain
and aching all over........oh my god, there are chains all over my
body....ohhhhhh

I can't help it I can write comedy, and erotic but horror is tough to
do.........

now just why am I chained down.......on both sides I can hear
moaning...I call out...someone please explain what is going on....I hear
a familiar voice, but can't quite place it......this is our punishment
for putting the llamas on the spit, were in llama land....the flying
monkeys watch out for them they will cover you in..............

Laughing my ass off,

ooooooooooooooooooooh nooooooooooooo,
somebody out there save us..........you are good for the soul my
child.......but as for this trip a vacation you've never heard of your
horror will begin here, we are selling you people for entertainment, to
wealthly prospectors to do anything they want to you, and there's no way
out.....I screamed, "oh god help me,**** shouldn't have complained about
my life nw it's tooo late, what will I do? how will I get out of
this?....

as I calm down and think on this I am hoping that the wealthy
prospectors aren't really the flying monkeys in disguise........

no way out of these chains, and maybe this will be an improvement in my
life.....Im a good cook..maybe they will allow me to be the
cook.....some humans might taste a little better when you add some
spices to them...now leave me go think of how I can convince them to
make me the cook, and not the appetizer..........

as the gy leaves, I hear footsteps they are coming up from behind me,
then a whip snaps out a wraps around my throat, caaaannn't breath, then
the persons appears infront of me he's dressed in leather from head to
toe, his body big and strong, I can only see his green eyes, but then
they changed to an animals eyes, siberian husskie eyes, they were
peering right through me, he starred at me, as my body went weak, and I
starred right back at him to show that I was strong and that I wouldn't
look away, he procceeded closer, he scent so unusal, so drwing me in,
hmmmmm, what a body, and then............

I haven't slept for days, fear making my heart race,nerves shot so
exhausted, my eyes are heavy and the purrs from the ocean are......
wait, I can hear an ocean.New surge of energy, but what to do with it.
They haven't let me out since I got here. My wrist are raw from trying
to get free. I've thought about ending, but I just can't, nomatter what
they do I have to keep fighting. The waves drawl and the wind hits the
tropical trees. I can almost imagine myself out there, free. You know
what I would be doing? Everything Iused to with out complaining.
Those damn waves, I slowly drift off to sleep.

I'm thrown awake so violently that I can almost hear the breaking of my
skin everywhere the chains are. people are here, studing me looking at
me lke I'm meat at a free for all market. I want to scream...... no
sound.... have I gone mute from these terrible days? I feel the blood
welling underneath the chains, my wrist hurt, the chains hurt. But
what's this? The chains are moving, I don't feel so wrapped. AM i
bleeding to death or is this my chance for escape?

There was screaming tonight. The people who looked at me must have takin
somebody else. I'm bleeding worse now, but I think my hands almost freed
from the wrist lock, I can only pray...........

He offered me a taste of his sweet little snickers bar, WOW,
I have tasted this sweetness before, but tonight it was ohhh soooo more
drawing and asking me to take the whole thing in my small wet mouth,
licking at it and taking small little nibbles on it. I couldn't stop my
self from stuffing this BIG, SWEET thing all the deep into my mouth,

sleep agian, only this time those green eyes are in my mind. To be so
violently abused. Will he come back? Maybe he'll take me and make me
............. these thoughts, what's happening to me have I gone mad? I
must be insane. The markings he left though, it was as though he
claimed me, the animal in him, like lions claim their mates. OK I have
afficialy lost what little mind I had left.

I wake gasping for breath, oh god those green eyes. i'm frozen. (Does
he get off on this or somethining?) "Stop" I choked out. he slammed
himself back agianst the wall and stared, then quietly slipped out, but
those eyes said he'd be back.............

what a way to wake up to the new day, being stuffed with a snickers
bar...as I look up into his eyes....I hope and pray that this is the one
to save me..when over his shoulder a shadow appears....I can't believe
it..they take him away and chain him to the tree next to me.....oh how
my treat has been ruined...what else do they have planned......

I heard a scurry sound around some mutian lapping up the blood that had
be spouted out of the bodies and now he came up to where I was sitting
and started licking the blood around me, the guy suddenly let go of his
grip and left fast, heard the guards say that the clients couldn't be
there when these mutains are eating, suddenly the one near me, looked up
and started licking the blood off me, it then looked puzzled, but then
tasted me again, it started loosening my chains, and pulling at me, I
wasn't sure what was happening, but my chains were falling off my wrist
when this siren started and the mutain took off on all fours....

once the siren began, the mutants all went into hiding...here it was a
signal for the chopper..it approaches, my heart is beating so loud,
that I can no longer hear the sounds of the waves pounding the
beach...what birds are singing...another victim for the mutants
pot........oh where is the one to rescue me...........

I could pull my self up, but how much time did i have? Suddenly the
wall seemed so close, I was weak but I had to do this. What was that
thing? why didit help?

I'm running now, at least that's what i feel like, please tell me this
isn't a dream? The blood will be an easy trail to follow, but the
ocean, it's getting louder. The hallways getting narrow, or I think... I
htink i'm swirving back and fourth. Yep, there's the wall agian, that's
gonna hurt in the morning.

Foot steps,
then huge arms,
a snarling sound,
a leather hand over my mouth muffles my scream,
then darkness, but i'm still awake. I can hear the sound and fel the
arms, it has to be...... over my shoulder i see those eyes.
Wait, what the hells going on.................?

this is not going to end the chopper exploded in the air, the rocks
below are to rough and steep to climb I've slipped out of those chains
last night and scrambled through the night to this cave, I wonder what
was going to become of me...oooooh I hear footsteps, closer,closerrr

omg the footsteps belong to the flying monkey gang.....they chase after
me as I run....stopping to lick up the blood. the ocean is near but I
can not reach it...ducking or climbing which shall I choose.......ahh a
cave I will hide in there.........

Agian i feel as though this green i'd stranger will save me but yet I
run.

The cave, refuge, noise?
I got to the mouth of the cave in time to see an overly large mutant
clawing away at those damn ape things with wings. This islands has a
secret.

Those animalistic eyes, those green eyes bore through me before i had a
chance to turn and run.

There is no place to run, I'll hide in the rocks.

Footsteps, soft for such a beast, and then nothing...........

rocks have to be safe...here I can take a breath, check on my
wounds...........oh noooooooooooooooooooooo........the rocks are
actually mutants, is there no where to hide, and be safe....as I look
around in shock.....being held in place by the rocks..they slowly start
to rise, and form a human shape......now what is to become of
me............