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I think gators got my neighbors missing dog.. Little yapper prolly tried to take on Jumbo, the 9 footer..
  
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I had a cat,
An alligator ate it. An alligator ate my cat. And that's the best story I've got.  
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drunks are so obnoxious
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I get really saucy after mannnnnnnnnny drinks.Sexy rude,not obnoxious rude
 
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 I have no Idea what I'm like drunk. |
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Wondering why I threw up earlier..and I'm having troubles concentrating. Hummm, I wonder if I'm pregnant
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Wondering if you are pregnant???
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Edited by
lovesun
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Sat 06/05/10 04:53 AM
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double
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After a long and desperate struggle, I have conceded that I cannot lean back in my chair if I raise it up.
Faygo cola wins! |
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My cat doesn't really love me, he's just using me for food.
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I bet opium dens have less fights than bars. Plus they just sound cooler.
Opium den... it sounds so cozy. |
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My cat doesn't really love me, he's just using me for food. My random thought is that I do a better job on my manicures and pedicures than the people I've paid to do them - - - guess what? |
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Today is brought to you by the letter "F"
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tea is good
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lmaoooooooo
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My manicurist is going to be angry with me when she sees that I've torn off 3 nails. It doesn't matter how much I tip her; she's offended.
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sleep sleep sleepity sleep.
I miss you. Come back. Kay? |
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I'm out of tea
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I don't like green tea
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I love my fluffy pink bathrobe.
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