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Topic: What's your random thought?
wannacuddlewthme Joined Tue 11/11/08 Posts: 7110	Mon 05/10/10 07:51 PM
Got a hooker the other night...and she told me she has a headache

HannahHatesBananas Joined Tue 11/17/09 Posts: 6829	Mon 05/10/10 08:44 PM
You can go see him in person-

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Tue 05/11/10 11:15 PM
Wouldn't he be a bit too large/long for you? ? ?

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Tue 05/11/10 11:37 PM
Too many stubborn men out there.

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Tue 05/11/10 11:48 PM
Too many stubborn men out there. You've got to lower your demands, dear!

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Tue 05/11/10 11:52 PM
Too many stubborn men out there. You've got to lower your demands, dear! You mean I shouldn't expect them to show up for dates? That if they want me to see them exclusively, that I shouldn't expect to see them more than once every few weeks? That's too painful.

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Wed 05/12/10 12:01 AM
If that's how they express their stabborness -- show up for dates, or see you more frequently -- then they aren't worth it!!! Try dating the single men (i.e. not married)!!!

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Wed 05/12/10 12:08 AM
If that's how they express their stabborness -- show up for dates, or see you more frequently -- then they aren't worth it!!! Try dating the single men (i.e. not married)!!! He's isn't truly single because he's married to 43 dogs he's rescued. What a sweetheart the rest of the time, but I can't compete with dogs. It's embarrassing!

JaneStar1 Joined Tue 06/30/09 Posts: 1580	Wed 05/12/10 12:13 AM
That does it! If he prefers dogs to you, you better Spade or newter him!!!

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Wed 05/12/10 12:14 AM
That does it! If he prefers dogs to you, you better Spade or newter him!!! Right?! Thanks, honey.

lushlogical Joined Thu 04/22/10 Posts: 6	Wed 05/12/10 06:05 AM
why does it always have to rain when I leave the windows open and the curtains pulled back...

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Wed 05/12/10 06:23 AM
Your stuck in the rut of life, if you don't let yourself love. I don't feel good

Seakolony Joined Fri 11/07/08 Posts: 11968	Wed 05/12/10 06:27 AM
Calgon, Take me away!!

Phuque2 Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 4927	Wed 05/12/10 06:39 AM
People need laughter sometimes more than food.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Wed 05/12/10 07:37 AM
Some poor Appalachian man is walking around the mountain with only one shoe.

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Wed 05/12/10 07:53 AM
Got a hooker the other night...and she told me she has a headache Hope you didn't pay to much for it just a bj huh me bad Yeap laughter is the best medicine. Make a girl laugh and see she'll get over her headache.

vikrnle Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 493	Wed 05/12/10 07:56 AM
Shouldn't have had such a big breakfast.

carold Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 26747	Wed 05/12/10 08:11 AM
If a blindman could see, would he still smell good? yes

MiVidaLoca Joined Mon 09/21/09 Posts: 909	Wed 05/12/10 09:55 AM
Pondering the place navel lint holds in the world.......got way to much time on my hands eh.

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Wed 05/12/10 10:27 AM
The difference between a bar and an AA meeting is that at AA most of the alcoholics are sober.