today, and today only, we have a gentleman whom cats love!
no longer will you ever have to worry about fluffy being mistreated, or mr. right's allergies acting up!!
Also a star trek fan, he is sure to take you on a voyage of love.
We shall start the bidding at three cans of 9lives, or 2000denar.

lol as long as he doesnt mind my gay cat... its a little boy... his name is princess grandma Trina... and he loves pink... if you can handle it, im taking you home catsloveme!!! lol


Step right up ladies, this american guy will please you like no other! His d!ck isn't camoflauge, thats for sure, take him home today, do it for your country!

wtf? I got missed! I made the 1st sale & everything! thats the last time i do the auctioneers speedtalk.

bringing it back

And to my right ladies and gents is the lovely Tocheeky4U. This lovely redhead (although her hair can change from time to time) from New Mexico hates clowns, so all you "Bozo"s" must step off and not bid. She will not give you foot massages, but she will cook you a nice meal...you just get up off your lazy bum and fix your plate. As you men drool over her sexiness, keep in mind that this lovely lady will cut your wanker off if you decieve her. No...don't back off boys...that is just a warning. Treat this lady right and she will give you lots and lots of special attention (if you catch my drift). And finally, one thing special about this lady, and why your bid will need to be very high.....she sleeps nude. Ok, so I don't know if that last part is true, but hey....I see that all you dudes got woody's now, so cough up the dough and bid damn it!


Also, major credit cards are accepted. We just need to verify your limit.

Hey...you can either put a bid on the guy above me or I can rob you blind..so take your pick..what will it be?

I`ll take Ice. I love being robbed blind.

Here is a man
Who does what he can
To make others smile
At least for awhile!
He's handsome and kind
And a good friend of mine
I start the bidding at twenty tickles
And... eleven bread and butter pickles!

Hugzzz Ed