Topic: what i want ina man
Duffy's photo
Mon 04/12/10 07:43 PM

What I Want In A Man!

Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3.. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet. pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork



Tessa02's photo
Mon 04/12/10 07:44 PM
Yeah, as we get older the rest just doesn't seem as important does it?rofl

Atlantis75's photo
Mon 04/12/10 08:23 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Mon 04/12/10 08:24 PM
What women want in a man can be quite a long list, but what man want in a woman is usually ends up only one thing that is long, but it isn't a list. Oops I hope this isn't sending the topic into the sex forum. :tongue:





ok , j/k but I couldn't resist.

Ladylid2012's photo
Mon 04/12/10 08:29 PM

Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises


I hung in there and didn't stray from the original list and found him...Just in time, was just about to switch to the 52 "list". But then I'm the luckiest person I know.

delilady's photo
Mon 04/12/10 08:34 PM


Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises


I hung in there and didn't stray from the original list and found him...Just in time, was just about to switch to the 52 "list". But then I'm the luckiest person I know.
It's nice to know that patience pays offdrinker flowerforyou

EquusDancer's photo
Mon 04/12/10 09:12 PM

What women want in a man can be quite a long list, but what man want in a woman is usually ends up only one thing that is long, but it isn't a list. Oops I hope this isn't sending the topic into the sex forum. :tongue:





ok , j/k but I couldn't resist.


Nanner, nanner. C'mon. There's got to be a bit more!!!

Gossipmpm's photo
Tue 04/13/10 08:34 AM
Today....all I want is



Tall

and not a liar !!!!!!! :heart:

no photo
Tue 04/13/10 09:34 AM
well crap...I've scared small childern most my life ohwell

mscherbear's photo
Tue 04/13/10 09:45 AM
Love it, OP! rofl rofl rofl rofl

Lori, you mean there's still hope for me??? frustrated

no photo
Tue 04/13/10 09:48 AM
And I gave my doll up for all this?noway bigsmile :banana:

Totage's photo
Tue 04/13/10 10:01 AM


What I Want In A Man!

Original List:

1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)

1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)

1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3.. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)

1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)

1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

1. Breathing.
2. Doesn't miss the toilet. pitchfork pitchfork pitchfork





So, you're saying I won't have a chance until 72? sad

darkowl1's photo
Tue 04/13/10 10:10 AM
damn, i didn't make any of the lists.....

gstaats7938's photo
Tue 04/13/10 10:46 AM
thats hilariously true!...lol

klowndude171's photo
Tue 04/13/10 12:35 PM
NOTE TO SELF>>> find 72 year old lady.... i barley meet those requirements

nikita5's photo
Tue 04/13/10 12:38 PM
Wow-so much to look forward to-or is that so little?tongue2

djinn127iamme's photo
Thu 04/15/10 12:43 PM
Hell I'v forgotten my own birthday a time or two!