We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

> But do you really know the difference between them?

>

> In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed

> below...

>

> GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met

> by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still

> cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

>

> BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of

> perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

> butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

>

> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

>

> Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both

> ultimately result in death.

LMAO

.o. lol i like that

Funny and Not Funny, Honey.. LOL
so true Sweetypie!

:)

LOL

LMAO to funny

I have to agree with the end result or at least a very long stay in
intensive care unit lmao