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| Topic: Piano Man: narrated version - part 2 | |
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(the narrator steps out in rumpled suit, drink in hand. Rubs his bloodshot eyes in the harsh light...)
Good evening! Is it nine o'clock on a Saturday yet? 
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Has the "regular crowd" shuffled in?....
 
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As always...I take requests. I DO reserve the right to ignore them though.....
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present!!
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High Kat!
I'm thinkin' New Wave, huh? Devo maybe? Adam and the Ants? Flock of Seagulls maybe?
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high kev!!
 how bout adam ant??? god i had a crush on him!!! 
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high kev!! how bout adam ant??? god i had a crush on him!!! Not that I care. I dig Adam and the Ants. His Gtr. player Marco Pironni is kind of a hero of mine. I learned a lot of stuff listening to them. Got a fave tune? |
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high kev!! how bout adam ant??? god i had a crush on him!!! Not that I care. I dig Adam and the Ants. His Gtr. player Marco Pironni is kind of a hero of mine. I learned a lot of stuff listening to them. Got a fave tune? wha? i can't crush a gay man??  i was always a fan of goodie two shoes!! i know, i know...too mainstream. lol |
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high kev!! how bout adam ant??? god i had a crush on him!!! Not that I care. I dig Adam and the Ants. His Gtr. player Marco Pironni is kind of a hero of mine. I learned a lot of stuff listening to them. Got a fave tune? wha? i can't crush a gay man?? i was always a fan of goodie two shoes!! i know, i know...too mainstream. lol  I vividly remember him lip synching that on that stupid show Solid Gold in the 80's. It was kinda' hilarious!
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i think you shall, do the lip sync version!
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Well...see, with an open heartbreak...there's not much you can hide, see?
So make sure you put on a little make-up, see? Yea...that's right...make-up. Make sure they get yr good side, good side too.... (band plays the mambo....) |
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Now...these words can be un-spoken, see? Might get caught in yr throat or something, right?
But all ya' gotta' do is send a treasure token, token, see? Make sure you write it on a pound note...pound note....
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So he asks himself...
Goody 2 , goody 2 goody-goody 2 shoes. Goody 2, goody 2, goody goody 2 shoes, dig?
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Cuz' dude, like...don't drink, right? He don't smoke, see?
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adam was so smexy
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...and there's a subtle innuendo there , see? Must be something he's hiding......
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oh, that would be more than subtle!
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Now he don't follow fashion, see? Cuz' that would be a joke, right? So they say they're gonna' set him, set him. They are doing this cuz' they want people to take note, take note. At this point it is obvious that Adam Ant has a stuttering problem, dig?
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that or he had repeatthelastthingyousay syndrome
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