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| Topic: Last to post wins! - part 71 | |
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On my broad shoulders again
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has the light turned on yet
lol 
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<rightful owner |
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I think your peachies fell off the branch
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now that was a good one 
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I'm not sure I'm ready for "sarcasism aplenty", so please try again tomorrow!
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awwwww sorry
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You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers
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im an old schooler just aint been on lately
<<<<<<<<<<<<<check posts
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
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dont be mean im just playful
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did you trip over the cordless phone on your way over here...
Just haven fun is all, I apologize if I seem mean. |
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couldnt trip on the cord cuz i was lookin for the phone
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My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in used toaster oven aluminum foil, what’s wrong with me?
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invest in a nut cracker
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Had one, she left
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I aint laughing, now I got no one to crack my walnuts
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I am going to have to figure that one out
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