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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial our date wasnt that bad...you just have to get to know me better |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial Gross.... |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial our date wasnt that bad...you just have to get to know me better darlin you are soooo much better looking and well mannered than that guy ever could be...............and believe it or not he tried to get me on a second date after that......NO THANK YOU!!!!! |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial Gross.... GROSS is an understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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You should have agreed to a second date, brought your dog or borrowed someone else's and let the dog lick his face, so he'd know how it felt.
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You should have agreed to a second date, brought your dog or borrowed someone else's and let the dog lick his face, so he'd know how it felt. |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial Gross.... GROSS is an understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's stories like that that make me glad I've never gone on a blind date and never will.... |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial our date wasnt that bad...you just have to get to know me better aww thanks...and i would def not make you eat something you were allergic to...that guy was a nutjob! darlin you are soooo much better looking and well mannered than that guy ever could be...............and believe it or not he tried to get me on a second date after that......NO THANK YOU!!!!! |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial Gross.... GROSS is an understatement!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's stories like that that make me glad I've never gone on a blind date and never will.... I never will again!!!! |
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Oh yea some guys just do not know how to kiss and it is such a turn off.
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Had one guy kiss me like he was entered in a pie-eating contest...that should've been my first clue... Bad kisser = bad lover...yuck!
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Most of my best kisses were when I was drunker than hell....no idea why....
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial Now that was just bad. Sorry you had that experience! |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial omw. It would have been over the minute he tried to order for me... I am not a five year old. Check please! Especially if you just met him...oh dear. but, moving onward towards the actual topic I can't say that I have really... But, I do forget a lot. I may have blocked it out. |
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OMG I had a blind date a little over a year ago and the guy was a PIG......insisted on ordering my meal for me. He ordered a seafood platter well knowing that I am allergic to shellfish, then proceeded to argue with me that my allergy was all in my head....whatever.........thank god the evening ended fast since all he did was talk aobut himself and how wonderful his life was...blah blah blah........ anyway he went to kiss me goodnight and I turned my face (again thanking god I did) so he would kiss my cheek not my lips, all I can say is it was like a st bernard licking me....there was more water in that kiss than in the Atlantic Ocean, felt like I had a bad facial omw. It would have been over the minute he tried to order for me... I am not a five year old. Check please! Especially if you just met him...oh dear. but, moving onward towards the actual topic I can't say that I have really... But, I do forget a lot. I may have blocked it out. Exactly, a guy tries to treat me like I'm a kid or mentally challenged and it's done right then. |
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pretty much every girl i've kissed.
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omw. It would have been over the minute he tried to order for me... I am not a five year old. Check please! Especially if you just met him...oh dear. but, moving onward towards the actual topic I can't say that I have really... But, I do forget a lot. I may have blocked it out. Exactly, a guy tries to treat me like I'm a kid or mentally challenged and it's done right then. no kidding. Which makes it hard for me, because sometimes I do act like a kid.... I'll admit that. But I know when it's not appropriate, and never about important things.... rawr. If I go any longer...I will go off into a tangent about how girls act stupid and use baby talk to try and get their way.....and how it works.....most of the time... shoot me...right in the face. oops ...wasn't gonna do that. |
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None that I can remember..
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a kiss that tingle...
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lol...nothing like a bad kisser...yuck!!
I was attracted to this doctor friend of mine for almost 2 years, badddd crush on this dude..well after quite some time he finally asked me out and I was fluttering worse than a butterfly...couldn't wait until that first kiss...I just knew he was sensual, romantic and all these other dreamy adjectives...lol. We had a great time going out to dinner and a long walk just getting to know each other. He admitted he was interested in me from the day he met me...that made anticipation even greater...I think I saw us walking down the isle... we stopped ...he turned to me and came in for the kiss....I smelled his breath before he got there and I almost puked, but it was too late...he opened his mouth real wide as if to swallow me whole and shoved his tongue down my throat...I thought I was gonna gag!!! I barely had anymore makeup on when he finished with me...it was the nastiest experience of my life...lol!!! Needless to say, we didn't date anymore |
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