Ok I'm translating so bear with me..


There is a hunter who knows hunting so well, that one day in the pub he starts to take bets to show off his talent.

Basically he says: Bring me an animal fur with bulletholes on it and I will guess the game and the caliber and make of the weapon it killed it.

So one guy brings up a fur, the hunter has his eyes covered, he puts his hands on the fur at the bulletholes and says:

-Alaskan grizzly, killed with a .45 caliber Smith&Wesson !

Everybody is in awe, guessing it right, another guy brings another fur, the hunter puts his hands on and says:

- Canadian rabbit, killed with a .22 Winchester!

Again, everyone is cheering for getting it right, he gets all the drinks for the good guesses.

The whole night goes like this, and the hunter gets drunk, and goes home.

Next morning he wakes up, he notices he got a black eye so he asks his wife:

-Hey hon, I remember getting drunk last night but I don't remember getting punched in the face, do you know what happened?

His wife replies:

-Yes. You came home all drunk, laid down next to me, reached into my underwear and said

-"North American skunk, killed with a blow to the head with a sharp axe" .

funny