And if I find him I am kicking his azz again and stealing his new horse! Princes are a dime a dozen. So many of them and none of them have kingdoms of their own until daddy dies. Who wants to wait?

Yeah I am on a tear again. The last horse I took from Prince Charming wasn't anywhere near as good as my horse so I sold him. I just want to see if prince Charming is driving a lease horse these days.


So where would you put a Lojak on a horse?



Not here I hope! So what do you call a chop shop for horses?


A Glue Factory.

Now that is what I would call a Sticky Situation!

There are no prince's in America....

Yes, there all in England.

And they are Homosexuals! Why do you think they like dressing like women?

Because princesses have easier lives!

That's a fact Jack!!