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ANything
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ummmm, one time at band camp........
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there was a flying monkey playing a tuba while he was eating........
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lol funny
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and he choked on biscuit
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banana coated llama from a tuba. The hot tub was filled with...
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farts, drunks, llamas and monkeys playing pass the bottle
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lime jello!!!
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what
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One night my buddy was drunk as hell
I walked into the living room to see how he was doing He was eating I was like what are you eating HE said a lemon muffin Odd I thought I didn't have any muffins So I looked more closely to discover that he was eating a sponge that he found on the counter NOt joking 
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oh no and then Imbrolgias spongebuddy jumped into the hot
tub......and........... |
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lmfa@eating a sponge
does spongebob know? lol |
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Just some prior party. You asked for a story, Anthony. You didn't say it
had to be good or make sense. |
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lets not forget the snoggers, Elmer and the chicken........and the
flippin bucket |
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that sponge must have been good
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started makin out with a farting llama.
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after 34 beers anything would have tasted good I guess
LMAO |
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Once there was a camper
who went into the woods. He saw a bear. The bear growled at him. The camper growled back: 'Hey BEAR!!!' The bear left. The End. |
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WILE DRANKING SPRING WATER
 
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Don't forget about the sexy tuba!!!!!
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