For the dating originally. Decided I'm still screwed, but hel, I'm having way to much fun with the friends, forums and crazy people.

Online dating.

I know what Ambrose Bierce would have said:

Online Dating, n., The Inept expressing the Inappropriate to the Uninterested. A Meet Market mirage for those wandering through the desert of Loneliness. A get-rich-quick scheme for nookie-- everyone's got lines and acts that won't work and most find you'll get a LOT less (if any) return for any work you put into the enterprise.

But hey, someone eventually wins every lottery. So you could also think of it as a tax on those who are bad at the math of romance.

-Kerry O.