how's the surfboard list coming along? Do we need to google sex wax?

Ok jag
This is where we are...

We are all twisted, proximity and stalkers can trump anyone at any time, there will be no podcast of the party even though we established the fact that burning kitty’s (or hot *****) is always good for ratings

Davey is going to get “lit-up” and is in charge of texting pics

Myka has naked pics of you, if you want to buy them

Cherbear is indecisive

70’s porn music is the big surprise of the night, but fortunately the “carpet” is kept more to the current standards

Waxing can be a fun and beneficial depending on the preferred position of the one with the bad back

There you go...you are now up to speed

(oh, I forgot...sometimes it is best not to ask)

Awww man, you're always prepared.. I on the other hand am not and must buy some...