Topic: Can you just suck it the hold time?
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Sun 03/28/10 05:38 PM

Maybe it is the cheese out of the sausage?

rofl rofl rofl rofl surprised

Atlantis75's photo
Sun 03/28/10 05:44 PM
Edited by Atlantis75 on Sun 03/28/10 05:45 PM
Ok, it's a place for a joke.


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The kids are learning about how to guess things by logic in school.

So the teacher (who is a woman) asks the kids the question:


-Ok, there are 2 cows. One of them gets fed 3 times a day, the other gets fed 2 times a day. Which one will give more milk?

Little Johny raises his hand and says:

-The one, which has a bigger udder!

The teacher replies:

-No honey, it's the one that gets more food. But I like the way you think!


Little John raises his hand again and says:

-Ok, now can I ask you a question and see if you can guess logically?

Teacher says

-Ok, go ahead!

Johnny gets up:

- 3 women walking down the street. Each of them eating ice cream. One of them licking the ice cream, the other is slurping it, the third one is biting it.
--Which one is married?

The teacher seems embarrassed and turns all red but she smiles and replies:

-The one that's sucking it.

Little Johnny smiles and says:

-No, honey, the one with the wedding ring on her finger.

BUT , I like the way you think!

skydancingA's photo
Sun 03/28/10 05:57 PM

Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.

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Sun 03/28/10 06:01 PM


Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.


Well done!:banana: :banana: bigsmile bigsmile :banana: :banana:

skydancingA's photo
Mon 03/29/10 04:34 AM



Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.

Well done!:banana: :banana: bigsmile bigsmile :banana: :banana:

Ahhhh. Just a lover.
Of sweets :heart:

Jtevans's photo
Mon 03/29/10 04:49 AM


Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.



i just got a chubby

Gossipmpm's photo
Mon 03/29/10 06:39 AM
I never bite it!!

I'm that good !!!!!!:heart:

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Mon 03/29/10 06:44 AM

I never bite it!!

I'm that good !!!!!!:heart:


I was going to say the same thing... laugh laugh

Gossipmpm's photo
Mon 03/29/10 06:47 AM
Great women think alike!!!!!:heart:

DrRob's photo
Mon 03/29/10 06:50 AM




Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.

Well done!:banana: :banana: bigsmile bigsmile :banana: :banana:

Ahhhh. Just a lover.
Of sweets :heart:


surprised ...err...ummm...is it warm in here? :banana:
..looking around for thermostat...shades

skydancingA's photo
Mon 03/29/10 08:38 AM






Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.

Well done!:banana: :banana: bigsmile bigsmile :banana: :banana:

Ahhhh. Just a lover.
Of sweets :heart:

i just got a chubby

surprised ...err...ummm...is it warm in here? :banana:
..looking around for thermostat...shades

Seems a lot of people like..dessert :-)

skydancingA's photo
Mon 03/29/10 08:39 AM





Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?


After you have been sucking on it, oh say, 45 minutes.
You have that overwhelming urge to taste the creamy inside.
Your tongue and lips are almost raw from all the licking.
Your hands are tired from holding it and rubbing it around in your mouth.
Finally you sense you are near..
So you go for that final deep throat tasting.
Suddenly the delicious milky inner sweetness is released.

So I would have to say that I would rather suck on it
until the very end rather than bite into it and mix the flavors.

Well done!:banana: :banana: bigsmile bigsmile :banana: :banana:

Ahhhh. Just a lover.
Of sweets :heart:

surprised ...err...ummm...is it warm in here? :banana:
..looking around for thermostat...shades

Dict8's photo
Mon 03/29/10 08:39 AM
45 minutes!!!!! laugh :tongue:

skydancingA's photo
Mon 03/29/10 08:40 AM
Oh geez what a time for a double post..

skydancingA's photo
Mon 03/29/10 08:42 AM

45 minutes!!!!! laugh :tongue:

Well it's the internet.
So I speeded it up :-)

redhead44613's photo
Mon 03/29/10 08:53 AM
devil devil devil

BL4766's photo
Mon 03/29/10 09:01 AM

Or do you bite it when you get close to the end?

oh no...............i never bite it.............i suck it the
whole time..............when it gets close to the end, I put my lips around it &
roll my tongue around it till its gone!bigsmile

CatsLoveMe's photo
Mon 03/29/10 09:02 AM
Oysters, anyone?


nikita5's photo
Mon 03/29/10 09:27 AM
I got distracted after I read the word suck.pitchfork

seamac's photo
Mon 03/29/10 02:39 PM

so, what are we talking about here?
popsicle, ice cream cone?

i had a friend tell me that i'm not allowed to eat ice cream in front of her without using a spoon. apparently my scooping it out of a cup with my tongue was a little much for her.


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