Reclining Under The Influence

A Minnesota man, who cleverly converted his La-Z-Boy into a motorized vehicle, pleaded guilty to "reclining" under the influence in 2008. This wily "inventor" crashed into a more traditional vehicle in a bar parking lot. His blood-alcohol level was more than three times the legal limit. According to police, the chair included a stereo and cup holders.

Guilty Look On His Face

A Lebanon, Pa. man was arrested for literally wearing his guilt all over his face. According to police the 29-year-old was seen holding a baseball cap and peering inside it. When the man approached a nearby police officer, he spotted something stuck to the man’s forehead: a bag of weed. The man was charged with possession of marijuana. Literally … a pot head.



An Indiana woman was so concerned that her boyfriend was using her laptop to hide child pornography she decided to let the police examine. What a good citizen. When authorities searched the computer they found several videos of the concerned girlfriend having sex with a dog! The suspect was charged with beastiality, which is a class D felony in the state of Indiana. According to police, the dog was a beagle


Have The Money Ready Please

Police in Connecticut had no trouble catching a pair of bank robbers because of their preparedness. According to police the two suspects called the bank ahead of time and told them to get a bag of money ready. The two genius crooks showed up 10 minutes later to find waiting police officers.



Parent Of The Year

A man from Pennsylvania was arrested after leaving his 6-year-old stepson inside a car while he went in search for drugs. The man then ingested the drugs and completely forgot where he parked the car. Police didn’t locate the car, kid still inside, until the next morning. The ‘proud parent’ was charged with endangering the welfare of a child and narcotic violations.

1. funny as hell

2. wonder how many times that has happened

3. that is sooooooo sick

4. can they get any dumber

5. you really should be checked before you should be allowed have kids