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Topic: Lets go topicless... - part 70
delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Sat 04/10/10 04:59 PM
Its his evil Twin Willie John Darlin No more Willie ladies---the beard is back The next lunch/dinner I'm bringing the clippers! I'll be gentle as long as you don't squirm!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:01 PM
Computers...they really like to show us whose boss don't they? They are almost as hard to figure out as men . If they don't work...get another one Trouble is all they work fine when you first get them.Just when you think you got them figured out...poof!! and it always costs more to fix what ya got than to get new Even Our garbage won't takem...have to dump them off at the lanfill ousrselves. Men??? You dump 'em at the landfill??? What are you doing to thers men who don't work right anymore Betty? Could this be why you are having a hard time finding the right one? Jayne...where is your mind...I was talking about computers OH Thank God---I thought we might have to help you outrun the police!!!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:03 PM
Computers...they really like to show us whose boss don't they? They are almost as hard to figure out as men . If they don't work...get another one Trouble is all they work fine when you first get them.Just when you think you got them figured out...poof!! and it always costs more to fix what ya got than to get new Even Our garbage won't takem...have to dump them off at the lanfill ousrselves. Men??? You dump 'em at the landfill??? What are you doing to thers men who don't work right anymore Betty? Could this be why you are having a hard time finding the right one? Jayne...where is your mind...I was talking about computers Her mind was in the same place as mine! I was looking for a ticket to Canada to go dumpster diving! Well admittedly there are some men man I have dated that would make very good gcompany for the rats in the dump.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Sat 04/10/10 05:05 PM
Computers...they really like to show us whose boss don't they? They are almost as hard to figure out as men . If they don't work...get another one Trouble is all they work fine when you first get them.Just when you think you got them figured out...poof!! and it always costs more to fix what ya got than to get new Even Our garbage won't takem...have to dump them off at the lanfill ousrselves. Men??? You dump 'em at the landfill??? What are you doing to thers men who don't work right anymore Betty? Could this be why you are having a hard time finding the right one? Jayne...where is your mind...I was talking about computers Her mind was in the same place as mine! I was looking for a ticket to Canada to go dumpster diving! Well admittedly there are some men man I have dated that would make very good gcompany for the rats in the dump. We realize some may BELONG there Betty. We just don't want you to PUT them there!!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:07 PM
no w worries there Jayne...they charge by the pound But on the bright side..none of them had beards...so Willie John darlin is safe.

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Sat 04/10/10 05:08 PM
Its his evil Twin Willie John Darlin No more Willie ladies---the beard is back The next lunch/dinner I'm bringing the clippers! I'll be gentle as long as you don't squirm! Better bring the duct tape

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 04/10/10 05:08 PM
Computers...they really like to show us whose boss don't they? They are almost as hard to figure out as men . If they don't work...get another one Trouble is all they work fine when you first get them.Just when you think you got them figured out...poof!! and it always costs more to fix what ya got than to get new Even Our garbage won't takem...have to dump them off at the lanfill ousrselves. Men??? You dump 'em at the landfill??? What are you doing to thers men who don't work right anymore Betty? Could this be why you are having a hard time finding the right one? Jayne...where is your mind...I was talking about computers Her mind was in the same place as mine! I was looking for a ticket to Canada to go dumpster diving! Well admittedly there are some men man I have dated that would make very good gcompany for the rats in the dump. What dating site did you go to????

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:09 PM
here, there and everywhere.

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Sat 04/10/10 05:13 PM
Its his evil Twin Willie John Darlin No more Willie ladies---the beard is back The next lunch/dinner I'm bringing the clippers! I'll be gentle as long as you don't squirm! Better bring the duct tape OK but if you're moving I can't guarantee results

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:17 PM
Does he at least get lunch first Jayne?

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Sat 04/10/10 05:19 PM
Does he at least get lunch first Jayne? Maybe and a bottle of Tequila

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:24 PM
Get him drunk then clip him one.! John...you better not let her have any tequilla

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Sat 04/10/10 05:25 PM
Does he at least get lunch first Jayne? Maybe and a bottle of Tequila that'll keep me from squirmin'

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:27 PM
Does he at least get lunch first Jayne? Maybe and a bottle of Tequila that'll keep me from squirmin' Just make sure you don't stand on your head ok?

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Sat 04/10/10 05:27 PM
Get him drunk then clip him one.! John...you better not let her have any tequilla No I won't drink. When he passes out I just give my a nice smooth shave!!

delilady Joined Fri 07/24/09 Posts: 23825	Sat 04/10/10 05:28 PM
Does he at least get lunch first Jayne? Maybe and a bottle of Tequila that'll keep me from squirmin' Just make sure you don't stand on your head ok? Betty!!!!!

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:30 PM
Does he at least get lunch first Jayne? Maybe and a bottle of Tequila that'll keep me from squirmin' Just make sure you don't stand on your head ok? Betty!!!!! Well if you get him too drunk..he might do a head stand or something.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Sat 04/10/10 05:32 PM
Where did Viv go?

Snoman1951 Joined Tue 04/01/08 Posts: 5731	Sat 04/10/10 05:36 PM
Where did Viv go? Dinner time in Texas?

vivian2981 Joined Thu 04/16/09 Posts: 37289	Sat 04/10/10 05:37 PM
I was eating dinner and sitting on my porch, watching the sunset