Topic: Two Doctors
Puppylover's photo
Thu 06/14/07 09:07 PM
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it
to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council,
they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Butt Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts? " Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr Smith
and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Everyone loved it!

heatherrae's photo
Thu 06/14/07 09:09 PM
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thedoctor's photo
Thu 06/14/07 09:14 PM
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iceprincess's photo
Thu 06/14/07 09:51 PM
cutelaugh

keg_bar's photo
Fri 06/15/07 10:48 AM
love it they should let them have freaks and cheeks lollaugh