A
little guy is sitting at the bar staring at
his drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his
drink and gulps it down in one swig.


"Well,
whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy bursts into
tears.


"Come
on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you were gonna
CRY'


"This
is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.

"
I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me. When I
went to the parking lot, I found my car stolen and I don't have any insurance, I
left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener
and then my dog bit me.


"So
I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all
.


I
buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then
a wise *** like you shows up and drinks the whole
thing!"

I like that!