Just a fun
Once teacher ask kids in class"which part of our body goes to heaven first?"
Little sam answered"it must be a feets"
Teacher"feets?....how?"
Sam"every night my aunt raise her feets in air and screams"oh god,iam coming...iam cumming".

2>...Once little sam carries his pussycat to school.as class period starts,teacher notice that cat in class....
Teacher gets angry and ask sam"don't u know ,pets and cats r not allowed in school?"
Little sam"I know teacher,but I saved this cats life today"
Teacher"...how?...
Little sam"...I heard saying sisters boyfriend yesterday"
Teacher"...what was that?"
little sam"...he was saying,iam going to eat ur pu...y tomorrow"