Topic: What is it with me...
fifijones's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:04 PM









I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a cursebigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept....

which department is that?

i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here.


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not the doormat dept darlin'... laugh

darn, i thought someone was in need of my services.


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Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... laugh

i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know.




Yes I do... laugh laugh

you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about?


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pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitudepitchfork

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:09 PM




If you can do door mat and sex slave at the same time, I have a job for you.

lol

you gonna hang me up from a clothesline and hit me with a broom?


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I want to watch!! rofl

We'll make a video for you.tongue2

as long as it doesn't end up on youtube.


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74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:10 PM










I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a cursebigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept....

which department is that?

i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here.


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not the doormat dept darlin'... laugh

darn, i thought someone was in need of my services.


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Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... laugh

i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know.




Yes I do... laugh laugh

you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about?


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pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitudepitchfork

guess i'm in this for free then. as far as the sex slave part goes anyway.


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zanne46's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:11 PM





I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a cursebigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept....

which department is that?

i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here.


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hahhahahahhahahahhahahaha.....

not the doormat dept darlin'... laugh

darn, i thought someone was in need of my services.


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fifijones's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:13 PM











I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a cursebigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept....

which department is that?

i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here.


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not the doormat dept darlin'... laugh

darn, i thought someone was in need of my services.


. . .


Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... laugh

i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know.




Yes I do... laugh laugh

you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about?


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pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitudepitchfork

guess i'm in this for free then. as far as the sex slave part goes anyway.


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we also have a mentorship program for qualified applicants.tongue2

no photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:15 PM

Night after night I somehow keep attracting younger guys! Now, by younger I mean between 21-26 or so!! I hate to be rude but it'd be like dating my babies!! My kids are 19 & 26!! I know at 43 I don't look that dang young!! Why can't I attract guys more my age?



Go to my account then go to settings on settings go down to limit who can send you mail that gives you the option to put in the age of who you can receive mail from.

lalalove's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:16 PM

I only attract trolls. I am soooooooooooo depressed.



hahahahaha:thumbsup:

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:16 PM












I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a cursebigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept....

which department is that?

i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here.


. . .


not the doormat dept darlin'... laugh

darn, i thought someone was in need of my services.


. . .


Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... laugh

i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know.




Yes I do... laugh laugh

you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about?


. . .

pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitudepitchfork

guess i'm in this for free then. as far as the sex slave part goes anyway.


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we also have a mentorship program for qualified applicants.tongue2
is it hands on training or do i have to sit back and watch?noway


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fifijones's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:20 PM
Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are?

CatsLoveMe's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:23 PM

I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a cursebigsmile bigsmile bigsmile


Hmm, ahh yes, the "Candyman." The Candyman can. Pixie stix and lollipops. Suckers and licorice rope. :wink: :banana: bigsmile

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:24 PM

Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are?

yeah, never was much on book learning.


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Tessa02's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:29 PM


Night after night I somehow keep attracting younger guys! Now, by younger I mean between 21-26 or so!! I hate to be rude but it'd be like dating my babies!! My kids are 19 & 26!! I know at 43 I don't look that dang young!! Why can't I attract guys more my age?



Go to my account then go to settings on settings go down to limit who can send you mail that gives you the option to put in the age of who you can receive mail from.


I tried that but there are a few who have tried to PM me just to be nice & it was blocking them out. Not all of the younger guys hormones are raging & can actually be nice friendly people. I think I will go back & set it to at least 35 & up tho.

fifijones's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:34 PM


Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are?

yeah, never was much on book learning.


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this is a played out flirt if i've ever seen one. i don't even remember what it was about. but you are dahhhhhhhhhlinggggggggg!love

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:38 PM



Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are?

yeah, never was much on book learning.


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this is a played out flirt if i've ever seen one. i don't even remember what it was about. but you are dahhhhhhhhhlinggggggggg!love

yeah, not bad for a troll, huh?


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fifijones's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:39 PM
tres bien, mon cher!smooched smooched smooched

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:46 PM

tres bien, mon cher!smooched smooched smooched

i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good.


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IndnPrncs's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:48 PM


tres bien, mon cher!smooched smooched smooched

i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good.


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
See why the ladies like you!

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:51 PM



tres bien, mon cher!smooched smooched smooched

i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good.


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
See why the ladies like you!
i'm playful and humorous at times, but it just lands me in the friends zone. you ladies love to have a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. and i've got a couple. aside from that, it's not like i'm on many x-mas wish lists.


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IndnPrncs's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:53 PM




tres bien, mon cher!smooched smooched smooched

i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good.


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
See why the ladies like you!
i'm playful and humorous at times, but it just lands me in the friends zone. you ladies love to have a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. and i've got a couple. aside from that, it's not like i'm on many x-mas wish lists.


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I have never cried on your shoulder... that being said I must add "ohhhhh plaheeezeeee"... I've seen women that I'm sure have you on their Xmas list... Sell it somewhere else lovie, I've known you for a while now...

74Drew's photo
Fri 03/19/10 11:55 PM





tres bien, mon cher!smooched smooched smooched

i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good.


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rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
See why the ladies like you!
i'm playful and humorous at times, but it just lands me in the friends zone. you ladies love to have a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. and i've got a couple. aside from that, it's not like i'm on many x-mas wish lists.


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I have never cried on your shoulder... that being said I must add "ohhhhh plaheeezeeee"... I've seen women that I'm sure have you on their Xmas list... Sell it somewhere else lovie, I've known you for a while now...
like i said, i only know of one and she's in tx.
and i didn't say that you did cry on my shoulder. just saying that that's probably what i'm most qualified for outside of being a doormat.


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