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Topic: What is it with me...
fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Fri 03/19/10 11:04 PM
I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a curse Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept.... which department is that? i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here. . . . not the doormat dept darlin'... darn, i thought someone was in need of my services. . . . Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know. Yes I do... you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about? . . . pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitude

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:09 PM
If you can do door mat and sex slave at the same time, I have a job for you. lol you gonna hang me up from a clothesline and hit me with a broom? . . . I want to watch!! We'll make a video for you. as long as it doesn't end up on youtube. . . .

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:10 PM
I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a curse Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept.... which department is that? i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here. . . . not the doormat dept darlin'... darn, i thought someone was in need of my services. . . . Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know. Yes I do... you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about? . . . pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitude guess i'm in this for free then. as far as the sex slave part goes anyway. . . .

zanne46 Joined Sun 07/01/07 Posts: 5610	Fri 03/19/10 11:11 PM
I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a curse Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept.... which department is that? i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here. . . . hahhahahahhahahahhahahaha..... not the doormat dept darlin'... darn, i thought someone was in need of my services. . . .

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Fri 03/19/10 11:13 PM
I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a curse Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept.... which department is that? i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here. . . . not the doormat dept darlin'... darn, i thought someone was in need of my services. . . . Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know. Yes I do... you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about? . . . pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitude guess i'm in this for free then. as far as the sex slave part goes anyway. . . . we also have a mentorship program for qualified applicants.

vikrnle Joined Wed 01/27/10 Posts: 493	Fri 03/19/10 11:15 PM
Night after night I somehow keep attracting younger guys! Now, by younger I mean between 21-26 or so!! I hate to be rude but it'd be like dating my babies!! My kids are 19 & 26!! I know at 43 I don't look that dang young!! Why can't I attract guys more my age? Go to my account then go to settings on settings go down to limit who can send you mail that gives you the option to put in the age of who you can receive mail from.

lalalove Joined Wed 10/03/07 Posts: 2346	Fri 03/19/10 11:16 PM
I only attract trolls. I am soooooooooooo depressed. hahahahaha

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:16 PM
I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a curse Lucky for you we have a member that's a specialist in that dept.... which department is that? i'm sure there are plenty of qualified doormats in here. . . . not the doormat dept darlin'... darn, i thought someone was in need of my services. . . . Which the "slap them the hell out of it" or the "help them be a better doormat"... i thought someone needed me as their doormat. i live to be of use you know. Yes I do... you ever come up with a pay scale for that position you were talking about? . . . pay rate commensurate with experience and "can do" attitude guess i'm in this for free then. as far as the sex slave part goes anyway. . . . we also have a mentorship program for qualified applicants. is it hands on training or do i have to sit back and watch? . . .

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Fri 03/19/10 11:20 PM
Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are?

CatsLoveMe Joined Wed 09/16/09 Posts: 4522	Fri 03/19/10 11:23 PM
I know how you feel...thats all I get...young twenty somethings who want an older man to be their sex slave...its a curse Hmm, ahh yes, the "Candyman." The Candyman can. Pixie stix and lollipops. Suckers and licorice rope.

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:24 PM
Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are? yeah, never was much on book learning. . . .

Tessa02 Joined Tue 02/16/10 Posts: 2519	Fri 03/19/10 11:29 PM
Night after night I somehow keep attracting younger guys! Now, by younger I mean between 21-26 or so!! I hate to be rude but it'd be like dating my babies!! My kids are 19 & 26!! I know at 43 I don't look that dang young!! Why can't I attract guys more my age? Go to my account then go to settings on settings go down to limit who can send you mail that gives you the option to put in the age of who you can receive mail from. I tried that but there are a few who have tried to PM me just to be nice & it was blocking them out. Not all of the younger guys hormones are raging & can actually be nice friendly people. I think I will go back & set it to at least 35 & up tho.

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Fri 03/19/10 11:34 PM
Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are? yeah, never was much on book learning. . . . this is a played out flirt if i've ever seen one. i don't even remember what it was about. but you are dahhhhhhhhhlinggggggggg!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:38 PM
Hand on training for our kinesthetic learners. Is that what you are? yeah, never was much on book learning. . . . this is a played out flirt if i've ever seen one. i don't even remember what it was about. but you are dahhhhhhhhhlinggggggggg! yeah, not bad for a troll, huh? . . .

fifijones Joined Wed 02/24/10 Posts: 1418	Fri 03/19/10 11:39 PM
tres bien, mon cher!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:46 PM
tres bien, mon cher! i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good. . . .

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 03/19/10 11:48 PM
tres bien, mon cher! i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good. . . . See why the ladies like you!

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:51 PM
tres bien, mon cher! i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good. . . . See why the ladies like you! i'm playful and humorous at times, but it just lands me in the friends zone. you ladies love to have a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. and i've got a couple. aside from that, it's not like i'm on many x-mas wish lists. . . .

IndnPrncs Joined Sun 11/04/07 Posts: 58420	Fri 03/19/10 11:53 PM
tres bien, mon cher! i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good. . . . See why the ladies like you! i'm playful and humorous at times, but it just lands me in the friends zone. you ladies love to have a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. and i've got a couple. aside from that, it's not like i'm on many x-mas wish lists. . . . I have never cried on your shoulder... that being said I must add "ohhhhh plaheeezeeee"... I've seen women that I'm sure have you on their Xmas list... Sell it somewhere else lovie, I've known you for a while now...

74Drew Joined Thu 01/22/09 Posts: 4901	Fri 03/19/10 11:55 PM
tres bien, mon cher! i don't speak french, but i assume that means something good. . . . See why the ladies like you! i'm playful and humorous at times, but it just lands me in the friends zone. you ladies love to have a shoulder to cry on when the need arises. and i've got a couple. aside from that, it's not like i'm on many x-mas wish lists. . . . I have never cried on your shoulder... that being said I must add "ohhhhh plaheeezeeee"... I've seen women that I'm sure have you on their Xmas list... Sell it somewhere else lovie, I've known you for a while now... like i said, i only know of one and she's in tx. and i didn't say that you did cry on my shoulder. just saying that that's probably what i'm most qualified for outside of being a doormat. . . .