A man walks into a restaurant with a full grown
ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke,"
and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the waitress returns with the< /STRONG>
order, "That will be $9.40 please," and the man
reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact
change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come
again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries
and a coke." The ostrich says, "I'll have the
same." Again the man reaches into his pocket
and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
"The usual?", asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad.", says the man.
"Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
"That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out
of his pocket and places it on the table.

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any
longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to
always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When
I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two
wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for
anything, I would just put my hand in my
pocket and the right amount of money would
always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people
would ask for a million dollars or something, but
you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as
you live!"

"That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a
Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,"
says the man.

The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second
wish was for a tall chick with a big *** and long
legs, who agrees with everything I say.

OMG!! I didn't see that punchline coming!!

Omg dats some funny shiit you got there