There is this middle-aged man watching the football game on TV one
Sunday afternoon. His wife, who was cleaning house, walks up to him and
says, "Honey, I would like to do the laundry, but the washing machine
won't work. Could you take a look it, please?"

He barely looks up at her and says, "Do I look like I have 'Maytag'
written across my forehead. Get the hell out of here!"

So she leaves.

About 30 minutes later, she returns. "Honey, I wanted to mow the lawn,
but the mower is broken. Do you think that you can take a look at THAT?"

This time, he doesn't even look up at her, but says to her, "Does it
look like I have 'John Deere' written across my forehead? Get the hell
out of here!"

So she leaves again.

30 minutes later, she returns with, "Honey, Since you are watching
football out here, I would like to watch TV in the bedroom, but it's
broken. Do you think you can fix it?"

He growls, "Does it look like I have 'Sony' written across my
forehead??!? Go away!!!"

So she leaves again.

So the man finishes watching the game and bellows to his wife, "I am
going to the bar for awhile to drink beer, dammit! I will be back in a
few hours. Then, and ONLY then, I will look at whatever you need
fixin'!!"

A few hours later, the man shows up home to find the lawn cleanly mowed,
a load of laundry washing in the washing machine and his wife in the
bedroom watching her TV.

He says to her, "Wow! Looks like you have been pretty busy! How did you
learn to fix all this while I was gone?"

She replied, "I didn't. The nice looking young man across the street
came over and I asked him to fix them for me."

"Oh yeah?" the man grumbled, "How much did he charge you?"

"He said that I could either bake a cake for him or sleep with him," the
wife replied.

"So what kind of cake did you make him?"

The wife said, "Does it look like I have 'Betty Crocker' written across
my forehead?"

LOL.....FUNNY

Loved it!

lol

I have to say for all the women hell ya do what you have to do.

lol @ Sassy

Good one!